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    Quote from my daughter

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    "I just stuck your Vikings sticker on the old,broken vacuum cleaner and guess what? It sucks again."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Floyd View Post
    She said:

    "I just stuck your Vikings sticker on the old,broken vacuum cleaner and guess what? It sucks again."
    Don't lie, your daughter didn't say that, you don't have a daughter. You're not real. Zeus sent me your real photo:


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    Ok, I got to know. How does he pee?
    Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.

    ~Napoleon Bonaparte on Politics

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    Quote Originally Posted by drewlovs View Post
    Ok, I got to know. How does he pee?
    Don't ask me!

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    LOL!


    Hey, can you pass me that Burrito?

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    BTW- Who is Zeus? Sounds like an interesting dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Floyd View Post
    BTW- Who is Zeus? Sounds like an interesting dude
    This was the shot he sent me when I was talking to him online. I haven't talked to him since.

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    I think he is single now. If you were online with him I am guessing that isn't the only shot he sent your way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drewlovs View Post
    Ok, I got to know. How does he pee?
    Why would you got to know?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by singersp View Post
    Why would you got to know?
    to compare strategies?

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