Thread: purple pride positions

hey how does the whole position thing work, do u get "promoted" for how long u have been a member? or did i
miss something they had on it when i first joined(like a week or so ago)? cuz i am just a waterboy and i hate that, lol.

"davike" wrote:

hey how does the whole position thing work, do u get "promoted" for how long u have been a member? or did i
miss something they had on it when i first joined(like a week or so ago)? cuz i am just a waterboy and i hate that, lol.

You have 4 posts. That is waterboy position.

You then move to missionary and doggy style.......

"Del" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

hey how does the whole position thing work, do u get "promoted" for how long u have been a member? or did i
miss something they had on it when i first joined(like a week or so ago)? cuz i am just a waterboy and i hate that, lol.

You have 4 posts. That is waterboy position.

You then move to missionary and doggy style.......

LOL
Then when you do the reverse monkey slam flop you get the "purple position"

You get promoted by your number of posts. The object is to make them all worthy of reading. Simple posts like "I agree" and "Yeah" are not quality. Most of us have been guilty of posting simple posts, but for the most part, the rest are worthy of reading. Make them as long as you want. The longer the better. It shows that you are putting thought into them. Like this one, where I am rambling on and on after I already explained how it works, is not quality. :-)

Ultra and Cajun are always my "Go to guys" for this site. They both have helped out when I have questions. Also, read through the other posts for good reading. You will find some rules and what not elsewhere.

Always ask when you have a question. We are all on here for one reason, and that is to show our love for the purple!

Good luck champ!!

"coreyd" wrote:

Simple posts like "I agree" and "Yeah" are not quality. Most of us have been guilty of posting simple posts, but for the most part, the rest are worthy of reading.

Yeah like he said.......I agree

woo-hoo another post!!!

Hellz yeah!! Chalk me up for 1053 baby!!

lol

Yes, it goes by # of posts and is something like this:

waterboy
gatorade gulper
crotch nuzzler
splinter specialist
bunghole calibrater
assmuncher
mindless punk
fake Vikings fan
real Vikings fan
true fan
idiot

If you're lucky you will be given a specialized title before you reach the idiot stage.

"coreyd" wrote:

Hellz yeah!! Chalk me up for 1053 baby!!

lol

post whore.......
hey that is 2576 for me!!!

"Del" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

hey how does the whole position thing work, do u get "promoted" for how long u have been a member? or did i
miss something they had on it when i first joined(like a week or so ago)? cuz i am just a waterboy and i hate that, lol.

You have 4 posts. That is waterboy position.

You then move to missionary and doggy style.......

Ha!
Funny^

It's all about numbers.
Make 'em good ones though.
PP.O is kinda like football, some people choose to rely on numbers and stats rather what is really going on in the thread or on the field.
Or, they are lame and rely on Madden and do not know their arse from a hole in the ground.

Ultra,
Its been a while. How have you been brother?
Corey