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  1. 05-12-2008, 05:29 PM #11
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

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    When Ms. Peterson went into the doctor to get a ultrasound, she looked at him anxiously and said, "Is it a Boy or a Girl, Doctor?"

    The Doctor looks at Ms. Peterson and says... "It's a Bad-Mother-F*cker"
    u just take out chuck norris and put in adrian peterson

    "AD lost his virginity before his dad did"
    " AD had sex with a convent on nuns, they gave birth to the 1972 miami dolphins"
    When AD is hot, he tells the sun to "Go the f*ck to bed"... and the sun obliges.
    AD does not sleep he waits
    AD can count to infinity
    AD can slam a revolving door (thats my favorite one) lol

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  2. 05-12-2008, 07:03 PM #12
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    giraffes were created when peterson upercutted a horse
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  3. 05-12-2008, 08:45 PM #13
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    AD once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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  4. 05-12-2008, 09:27 PM #14
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    You can legally park in a handicapped space. Handicapped just means that you're not Purple Jesus.
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  5. 05-13-2008, 12:45 AM #15
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Classics!!!

    And by the way, clark_griswold, I love your sig..
    SKOL indeed!

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  6. 05-13-2008, 11:48 AM #16
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    why not rename this thread "the AP quote and joke thread"
    we all know when AP stops running the world stops spinning.
    i've never read these before and would love to see the long list of all those that others have come across.
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  7. 05-13-2008, 11:57 AM #17
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    "crazyB" wrote:
    why not rename this thread "the AP quote and joke thread"
    we all know when AP stops running the world stops spinning.
    i've never read these before and would love to see the long list of all those that others have come across.
    During last season I remember someone created a topic about A.Peterson facts ,which was hilarious but I can´t find it.


    [youtube=425,350]aWxoTyimrHw[/youtube]

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  8. 05-13-2008, 04:02 PM #18
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    [size=20pt]Adrian Peterson Facts[/size]
    "God has blessed me tremendously. I'd be a fool to complain."
    "From what I understand, the coaches will put the best 11 on the field."
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  9. 05-13-2008, 04:49 PM #19
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    AD dosnt get frost bite.he bites frost
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  10. 05-13-2008, 05:12 PM #20
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    Re: Peterson's tattoos?

    "vikes_4_life_42" wrote:
    [size=20pt]Adrian Peterson Facts[/size]
    Yeah,this is it.I expect a Jared Aleen facts when the season starts too...
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