Opening day, you open at home.
Your stadium is ok, but it's not the metro-dome.
You added more seats and planted new grass.
But on opening day we're going to kick your ass.
You coaching ( Sherman ) is getting fatter by day.
And we could give a shit less whether Gilbert plays.
Your defense is weak, like broken glass.
Daunte to Moss 7 to nothing with one big pass.
Oh and don't think for a minute Farve we forgot about last year.
And the fact you called Hovan an idiot who just drinks beer.
Cause as soon as you line-up and make that sudden twitch.
Is the second you become Hovan's new bitch.
After it's all said and done and the field is all clear.
There will be 60,000 cheesedicks shedding there tears.
Sorry Packer fans to spoil your opening day.
But these 2003 Vikings came to play.
So lace up your shoes and tighten your
Because you just became the Vikings new bitches.
- Aron Cartwright