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    Ole and Sven joke....

    Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

    Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Minnesota, the
    land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up
    a little bit, don’t ya know."


    The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
    the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
    dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

    Again, Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Minnesota, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, don’t ya know."

    This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two
    guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are
    wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two
    guys from Minnesota and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."

    The two Minnesotans reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much warm
    weather up dere in International Falls, we've just got to have a fish
    fry when the weathers this nice."

    The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
    comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
    been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesotans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

    The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
    you're happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
    wrong with you two?"

    Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if
    hell froze over dat must mean da Vikings won da Super Bowl."


    *SMILE! Its a JOKE!!! Have a great Christmas everyone!!!*


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    Ole and Sven joke....

    Sometimes I like to think there is more to life than being you know. . . really really good looking.
    -Derrick Zoolander

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    Ole and Sven joke....

    God Bless America, & the MINNESOTA VIKINGS!!!

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    Bleed Purple or Die

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    Ole and Sven joke....

    something witty and comical... followed by genuine sarcasm.

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    Ole and Sven joke....

    I d rather have a FLAMING CASES OF HERPES than be a CHEESEHEAD!!

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    my moral standing is lying down

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