Nicknames

**PurpleAndy** · 03-15-2005, 03:42 PM

For a long time my dad has come up with nicknames, or in some cases repeated statements, for Vikings players, usually in the heat of the moment when something happens on the field. In our house, these nicknames tend to stick. I'm wondering if that's normal, or if we're as abnormal as the people in white coats say.

Anyway, mostly because I still have an hour until my meeting starts, I feel obliged to include the ones I can recall of the top of my head in this message. Please feel free to add any nicknames for Vikings players that you might have, so that I may be at least somewhat more normal!

Qadry Ismail - Lobster Boy
Cris Carter - Mr. Cartier
Todd Steussie - False Start
Byron Chamberlain - Chambermaid
Jim Kleinsasser - Hands of Steel
Kevin Williams - Killer Whale
Jermaine Wiggins - Wiggy
Kenechi Udeze - Iron Chef
Kelly Campbell - Soup
Mewelde Moore - Mo-Ron (Spoken with affection)
Marcus Robinson - Mister Robinson
Nate Burelson - Burl Ives' Son
Moe Williams - "Moe you ho!" (Spoken with affection)
Michael Bennett - "Bend it? Hell no, he broke it."
Chris Liwenski - "His sister's a slut (i.e. Monica)"
Randy Moss - "(It's always too loud so I can't really tell what anyone is saying)"