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    Newest Viking goes nite-nite with his b'ankie

    [size=12pt]Big, bad Jared Allen is a terror for opposing quarterbacks, but the team's new defensive end isn't afraid to talk about his soft side.[/size]
    http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/25947184.html?location_refer=Sports:highlightModul es:5
    New Vikings defensive end Jared Allen gets paid big money to flatten big men. He wears a cowboy hat and a beard that makes Chuck Norris' look like used sandpaper. His regimen includes mixed martial arts, jujitsu and boxing. He led the NFL in sacks.

    There is only one question to ask this kind of man's man: Can you describe your blankie?...
    The more I read about this guy the more I like him. He must be totally fun guy to be around.


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    Re: Newest Viking goes nite-nite with his b'ankie

    LOL i was mere seconds from posting this... then decided to do a quick check and found yours lol... More I hear about JAred the more I like him.

    With the Chiefs, he was the team practice joker. Coach Gunther Cunningham was deaf in one ear, so Allen and his buddies would walk up to him in the middle of a game and mime words, until Cunningham ripped his headset off to hear. Then Allen would shake his head and walk away.
    hahaha

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    Re: Newest Viking goes nite-nite with his b'ankie

    all i can say, after reading that....is......


    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how cute

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    wow that article was hilarious lol, i love JA

    That's your new defensive end, Vikings fans -- he kicks butts, takes names, then cuddles with his b'ankie.
    Can he hook up some of his teammates? "Nah,' he said. "You can't just claim a blankie. A blankie has to have some significant meaning.

    "Otherwise, it's just a blanket.'


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    Re: Newest Viking goes nite-nite with his b'ankie

    Do his teammates tease him? "Nah,' he said. "I'm secure in my manhood. I'm human. And anyway, they're just all mad because they don't have blankies.'
    LOL! I wouldn't tease him if I were his teammate either. Regardless of my (their) size.

    No telling what he might do.

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    Re: Newest Viking goes nite-nite with his b'ankie

    "singersp" wrote:
    Do his teammates tease him? "Nah,' he said. "I'm secure in my manhood. I'm human. And anyway, they're just all mad because they don't have blankies.'
    LOL! I wouldn't tease him if I were his teammate either. Regardless of my (their) size.

    No telling what he might do.
    I Don't think its Jared Allen you have to worry about... I would more scared that Bryant Mckinnie would want to rap a stop sign around my head.

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