Naysayers! I can't beleive you missed this!

**Mikecarter81** · 09-02-2006, 11:07 AM

Ok, I'm hearing a lot of naysayers about the viking players, yet this is shortsighted I think its time we look at the real problem.
Childress's administrative staff.
This will show his continual love of the philly organization!

Stacy Iggles, head secratary.
She was a good fit in Andy Reid's war room, but has developed slowly in Minnesota.
This is due to her lack of complete understanding of Excel program. She also has been numerously cited during team functions of forgets comma's.
Rumor also has it she takes really long lunch breaks.

Stan Bednarik, the great-grandson of former eagle great Chuck Bednarik, is another highly touted staffer, who was on the verge of a break out cleaning season, when he was sidelined by a freak cleaning solution injury.
Rumor has it, he has been short
passing the toilet cakes in the urinals.
Also he frequently leaves crumbs on the table at Winter Park board meetings.

This kind of work, just will not do in Viking land.
I think it shows a character flaw in Childress.
This unwavering trust of the Phildelphia personnel is going to lead to dirty toilets and run on sentences.

Mike

P.S. This was a spoof aimed at quieting some of the doubters.

**Braddock** · 09-02-2006, 11:16 AM

I never liked that Stacy Iggles. Most overrated secretary in the league. Have you seen the way she holds the pens? Her hands were always too small and she never had enough organization to make up for that. Just cuz she was the 11th overall pick in the Staff Draft, everyone is singing her praises worse than Favre.

**vikinggreg** · 09-02-2006, 11:59 AM

Stacy just needs a good excel coach to help her get her fundamentals back to her earlier college form.
Her typing posture is textbook and her phone skills are outstanding.
This long lunch issue however is a bit disturbing and could lead to enlarging of the caboose and could be her undoing, a to call Jenny Craig to intervene may be needed or we'll just have to cut her loose.

Stan just doesn't cut it and has to go now, never liked him at all

**digital420** · 09-02-2006, 12:08 PM

do we really know anything about these people?

how many personal misconducts did they have last year..

do staff members have to report for the substance abouce NFL policy?
u know some of them are juicin.. just look at the size of um.

DiGiTaL

**Ltrey33** · 09-02-2006, 12:23 PM

HA!
;D

I liked that, but you know at least one person is going to wander in here and think this is for real!

**Vikes_King** · 09-02-2006, 12:34 PM

hahaha, idk what was better the "article" or the comments, and Ltrey you're exactly right lol

when i first read it i was like 'wtf is this guy a morÃ´n? what is he trying to prove here' i mean, i know some people hated the vikings but.. this much?

**Mikecarter81** · 09-02-2006, 01:05 PM

LOL That is why I put the little spoof adendum, on the bottom so people didn't read it and think it was serious.

Mike

**vikes09** · 09-02-2006, 01:41 PM

Childress is still stuck on that one document with the perfectly placed comma stacy had. He isnt focused on her recent performances or meetings, and her complete disregard for lunch hour regulations. i say she doesnt make the 53 staff roster, but thats my opinion.

i dont know about yall, but i think stan is ripped. theres no way he isnt on steriods, plain and simple. have you seen how that dude wipes the tables in one massive stroke? theres no other explanation.

**oddmanout22287** · 09-02-2006, 02:22 PM

Does Stacey Iggles look at all like this Stacey?
[img width=251 height=333]http://xxx.zone-celebrity.com/images/Stacey%20Keibler.jpg[/img]
If so, we can't afford to cut her!!

**NordicNed** · 09-02-2006, 02:40 PM

"oddmanout22287" wrote:

Does Stacey Iggles look at all like this Stacey?
[img width=251 height=333]http://xxx.zone-celebrity.com/images/Stacey%20Keibler.jpg[/img]
If so, we can't afford to cut her!!

If she was a QB, I'de love to play Center for her.. ;D