My OWN Bye Week Parody Song

**Infidel** · 09-29-2010, 04:30 PM

To the tune of John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy.

Well, our hopes were high for some winnin' this year
We got a lot of talent and that's real clear
But it all fell apart we just couldn't get in gear
Thank God that we got us a bye.

It wasn't one thing it was a whole damn bunch
Percy's got a headache and the BB's out to lunch
Brett's grin is gone he ain't havin' any fun.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

Oh, our pass protection has been way offa track
Old Farvy's mostly layin' smashed flat on his back
Our blockers are comatose we got no attack.
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a fine defense they only give a little
They devour runnin' backs like little candy skittles
But the offense is playin' like a old broken fiddle
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We got a great quarterback for 28 Mil
But he's a little old for runnin' uphill
When I last saw him he was signin' his will
Thank God that we got us a bye.

We don't know how this is gonna turn out
Are we a little worried? Well I hope to shout
Can All Day Pete rise up to bail us out?
I don' know....
But Thank God that we got us a bye!

Thank you very much!!!

Now get one of them Viking gurls to sing it and we got us a hit!

**Brick** · 09-29-2010, 04:33 PM

You have a LOT of free time on your hands.

**Infidel** · 09-29-2010, 04:36 PM

I'm just a dayum genius!

I thunk that up while I was cleanin' the Winchester up and it only tooken about ten minutes!!!

I'm calling Willie Nelson!

**Infidel** · 09-29-2010, 04:50 PM

No......maybe Willy's a Cowboys fan.

I'll call the Artiste Formerly Knowed as Prince!!

**El Vikingo** · 10-01-2010, 02:58 PM

D+.Not bad for you

**Infidel** · 10-01-2010, 03:22 PM

El Vikingo wrote:

D+.Not bad for you

Oh good!

A challenge.

You will be writing a superior song......when?

**El Vikingo** · 10-01-2010, 03:26 PM

Infidel wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

D+.Not bad for you

Oh good!

A challenge.

You will be writing a superior song......when?

As you might see english is not my native language ,I am not a quitter and I ll take the challenge I ll make the song and post it this weekend.PPo ers will judge the best one.