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    More Jokes

    > A guy walks into the local welfare office,
    >marches straight up to the
    > Counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
    >drawing welfare. I'd
    > Really rather have a job."
    >
    > The social worker behind the counter says,
    >"Your timing is excellent. We
    > Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
    >man who wants a chauffeur
    > And bodyguard for his beautiful Nymphomaniac
    >daughter. You'll have to
    > Drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
    >all of your clothes.
    > Because of the long hours, meals will be
    >provided. You'll be expected to
    > Escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
    >will have to satisfy her
    > Sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
    >apartment above the
    > Garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a
    >year."
    >
    > The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin'
    >me!"
    >
    > The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You
    >started it."

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    Re: More Jokes

    >>>FEMALE PRAYER
    >> >>>
    >> >>>Before I lay me down to sleep,
    >> >>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    >> >>>One who's handsome, smart and strong
    >> >>>One who loves to listen all night long,
    >> >>>One who thinks before he speaks,
    >> >>>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    >> >>>I pray he's gainfully employed, and
    >> >>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    >> >>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    >> >>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
    >> >>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    >> >>>Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    >> >>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    >> >>>And always be my very best friend.
    >> >>>Amen.
    >> >>>


    >> >>>MALE PRAYER
    >> >>>
    >> >>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    >> >>>with huge boobs
    >> >>>who owns a liquor store
    >> >>>and a bass boat.
    >> >>>This doesn't rhyme
    >> >>>and I don't give a shit
    >> >>>Amen.
    >> >>>
    >> >>>

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