http://www.pineandlakes.com/stories/020608/opinion_20080206078.shtml
I get a strange twitch in my facial muscles this time of year. When I look in the mirror, I don't really recognize myself. There is a sort of grimace across my face and my teeth are clenched, like I am biting on a bullet to stop the pain.

I directly attribute my physical departure from the norm to the Super Bowl.

Yes, I was a Minnesota Vikings fan back in 1970 when the Purple People Eaters made it to Super Bowl IV and were put up against those horribly-clad Kansas City Chiefs with those stupid looking arrows on their helmets...