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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    i_bleed_purple wrote:
    oZeus wrote:
    Caine wrote:
    i_bleed_purple wrote:
    Zeus wrote:
    i_bleed_purple wrote:
    Zeus wrote:
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    you nEVER mess with the jersey selection. I've got about 9 jerseys, and I feel like a chick every sunday moring deciding what I want to wear.
    You wait until Sunday morning to decide? Wow. I'm working on that no later than Saturday evening, when I lay out my clothes (if it's a home game).
    yeah, I don't think that far ahead (or lay out my clothes)

    I do that before home games (and then take my gear downstairs) so I can let The Wife sleep in before I leave for the game. That way, I can get dressed and be ready to go as soon as she gets up.

    =Z=

    yeah, well you have to actually get to the game.

    I roll out of bed just before 1, Turn the TV on, pray they're on TV (THey were every game this year, I was pleasantly surprised.) and pick a jersey.

    ....jeeeeez.....

    It's like reading the transcript of "The View"....

    "I wake up, curl my hair, put on my feminine hygiene products, then I pick out the jersey I'm going to wear...then I have to get matching panties, and a purse...then I change my mind and have to start all over..."

    :woohoo:

    MAN UP!!!!

    Caine
    Unfortunately, I haven't been able to locate any Viking boxer shorts, or I'd have that covered.
    http://cgi.ebay.ca/NFL-MINNESOTA-VIKINGS-TEAM-LOGO-BOXER-SHORTS_W0QQitemZ380236050492QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_ Football_Fan_Shop?hash=item5887d5b03c

    no excuse now
    I'm not fat enough for XL.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    A musical tribute to Jared Allen's mullet:

    http://www.tauntr.com/content/mullet-wind-rip-jared-allens-mullet

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    I'm embarrassed for him. Next thing you know he'll become vegan and pose naked in ads for PETA.

    Game day jersey selection is a sacred thing. I bring about 3-4 jerseys with me to Minnesota and pick between one of them the night before the game. So in reality I have to narrow down my selection by Thursday night.

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