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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    i_bleed_purple wrote:
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    gregair13 wrote:
    Cancel the parade.
    I don't recall him winning any Super Bowls with the mullet...do you?
    I don't recall him ever not leading his team in sacks with the mullet.
    I don't recall him ever reaching a Super Bowl with the mullet.

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Hair is over rated. :P
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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Not glorious flowing locks, streaming behind him like a lion's mane or battle standard!

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

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    He'll start growing it back out after the wedding, and be ready just in time for the regular season to start. Gotta love the mullet with racing stripes on one side and a lightning bolt on the other.
    Damn straight! He just has to look clean cut for her wedding photos.

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Zeus wrote:
    gregair13 wrote:
    Cancel the parade.
    I don't recall him winning any Super Bowls with the mullet...do you?

    =Z=
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFSpml8oSw

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Mr Anderson wrote:
    Zeus wrote:
    gregair13 wrote:
    Cancel the parade.
    I don't recall him winning any Super Bowls with the mullet...do you?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFSpml8oSw
    Not at all. My point is - the mullet didn't help him win the big prize. So maybe shearing it will.

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Zeus wrote:
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    Zeus wrote:
    gregair13 wrote:
    Cancel the parade.
    I don't recall him winning any Super Bowls with the mullet...do you?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yFSpml8oSw
    Not at all. My point is - the mullet didn't help him win the big prize. So maybe shearing it will.

    =Z=
    My point was, it's a fun thread. I don't think anyone here actually believes his hairstyle makes any difference(I hope.) And you came in with something negative, therefore, you get slapped with a Debbie Downer.

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Well now he's carrying a couple of pounds less with the hair gone then he'll be that much quicker getting to the QB :woohoo: Watch out Brees as you'll be the first on the hitlist of the new 'streamlined' JA :laugh:
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    Mr Anderson wrote:
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    Not at all. My point is - the mullet didn't help him win the big prize. So maybe shearing it will.
    My point was, it's a fun thread. I don't think anyone here actually believes his hairstyle makes any difference(I hope.) And you came in with something negative, therefore, you get slapped with a Debbie Downer.
    When I go to a game, I carefully consider what jersey I will wear. Why? Just in case that has an impact on the game.

    Yes, that's dumb. But that's my superstition. So how am I to know that there aren't some people who do feel the mullet is the source of his awesomeness?

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    Re:Jared Allen Lost His Super Power!

    you nEVER mess with the jersey selection. I've got about 9 jerseys, and I feel like a chick every sunday moring deciding what I want to wear.

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