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    Jared Allen Interview

    [size=13pt]Jared Allen Interview @ NFLPlayers.com[/size]

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    Vikings defensive end Jared Allen recently chatted with Mike Donnelly of NFLPLAYERS.COM.
    Below is a transcript of Allen's interview with Donnelly......

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    Q: If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    A: If I could be anyone for a day, I don’t know. Actually, I’d be Burt Reynolds for a day.

    wtf? That's it? Burt Reynolds? I hope he's referring to "The Longest Yard" Burt, not the "Striptease" one.
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    Re: Jared Allen Interview

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    Q: If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    A: If I could be anyone for a day, I don’t know. Actually, I’d be Burt Reynolds for a day.

    wtf? That's it? Burt Reynolds? I hope he's referring to "The Longest Yard" Burt, not the "Striptease" one.

    He's probably referring to the married Burt, so he could bone Loni Anderson.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    "singersp" wrote:
    "VikingMike" wrote:
    Q: If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    A: If I could be anyone for a day, I don’t know. Actually, I’d be Burt Reynolds for a day.

    wtf? That's it? Burt Reynolds? I hope he's referring to "The Longest Yard" Burt, not the "Striptease" one.

    He's probably referring to the married Burt, so he could bone Loni Anderson.
    Smokey and the Bandit, that is my guess.....

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    Re: Jared Allen Interview

    "snowinapril" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "VikingMike" wrote:
    Q: If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    A: If I could be anyone for a day, I don’t know. Actually, I’d be Burt Reynolds for a day.

    wtf? That's it? Burt Reynolds? I hope he's referring to "The Longest Yard" Burt, not the "Striptease" one.

    He's probably referring to the married Burt, so he could bone Loni Anderson.
    Smokey and the Bandit, that is my guess.....
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    I hope he keeps the mullet lifestyle for years and years.
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    "singersp" wrote:
    "VikingMike" wrote:
    Q: If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    A: If I could be anyone for a day, I don’t know. Actually, I’d be Burt Reynolds for a day.

    wtf? That's it? Burt Reynolds? I hope he's referring to "The Longest Yard" Burt, not the "Striptease" one.

    He's probably referring to the married Burt, so he could bone Loni Anderson.
    I doubt it. She took all of Burt's money.

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