I emailed a copy of the KFFL report about Moss, just posted on KFFL.com, to a former co-worker who is a GB fan.

In addition to pasting the KFFL.com report at the bottom of the body of the email, I added the following:

Subject: Cross your fingers, cross your toes...

(continued in the body of the email):

.... and be sure to keep them crossed.
Then get down on your knees to pray to God,
that your favorite team doesn't get 'Mossed' !