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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Bollinger's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, O INTs
    2005: 6 INTS, lost 7 games
    2006: 0 TDs, 1 INT
    2007: 1 INT, lost 1 game

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)

    In summary, 75% of the seasons I had better statistics than Bollinger.
    The other 25% was a draw.
    Make the bastard walk the plank.
    Prophet, thank you.
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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    By that rationale, I am just as competent a QB as John David Booty

    Booty's NFL stats:





    Record
    Comp. Att. Comp %
    TD
    INT
    2004:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0
    2005:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0
    2006:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0
    2007:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0

    The Dropper's NFL stats:





    Record
    Comp. Att. Comp %
    TD
    INT
    2004:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0 (decision: Dropper, for not having Vienna Sausage FingersTM)
    2005:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0 (decision: Dropper, for not having Vienna Sausage FingersTM)
    2006:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0 (decision: Dropper, for not having Vienna Sausage FingersTM)
    2007:
    0-0-0

    0


    0


    0%


    0

    0 (decision: Dropper, for not having Vienna Sausage FingersTM)


    Thus, it is obvious the Vikings should sign me to the practice squad instead of this bum.

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    I support this topic.
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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    Why is he still on the Vikes roster, he blows!

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "Prophet" wrote:

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)
    ???
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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    I don´t wanna look like an asslicker but this is one of the greatest shits I ve evwer readed in this place.

    El underdog.

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    I was watching a reply today on NFLN today where AD ran for the new rushing record. Bollinger was the QB and he threw a beautiful pass for a TD and looked pretty good.
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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "El" wrote:
    I don´t wanna look like an asslicker but this is one of the greatest shits I ve evwer readed in this place.

    In that case it didn't work.

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    I was watching a reply today on NFLN today where AD ran for the new rushing record. Bollinger was the QB and he threw a beautiful pass for a TD and looked pretty good.
    I am sure they missed that one my friend.

    Truth of the matter is that he could be our 3rd option at QB. How damn good does he have to be?
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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "marstc09" wrote:
    Can we just cut him now? HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Rest assured the Vikings will not try to sneak Booty on the practice squad like they did with Thigpen last season.
    The fact remains that Bollinger is a Childress guy.
    There is nothing wrong with taking care of your guys when you are the Miami Dolphins with hopes of winning 4 or 5 games.
    When your team has super bowl aspirations you have to cut the dead weight.
    If Childress does cut Bollinger it will prove that he has at least grown as a coach in making personnel decisions.

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