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    I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    Bollinger's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, O INTs
    2005: 6 INTS, lost 7 games
    2006: 0 TDs, 1 INT
    2007: 1 INT, lost 1 game

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)

    In summary, 75% of the seasons I had better statistics than Bollinger.
    The other 25% was a draw.
    Make the bastard walk the plank.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    haha, did he lose all his games with the Jets?


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Bollinger's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, O INTs
    2005: 6 INTS, lost 7 games
    2006: 0 TDs, 1 INT
    2007: 1 INT, lost 1 game

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)

    In summary, 75% of the seasons I had better statistics than Bollinger.
    The other 25% was a draw.
    Make the bastard walk the plank.
    Maybe he gives a better hummer.

    Could you please break down how you compare to him in that category? It could really be the deciding factor in a close race.

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    Who isn't?
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    haha, did he lose all his games with the Jets?
    He won a couple, but, why ruin a good story with the truth?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    Can we just cut him now? HE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Bollinger's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, O INTs
    2005: 6 INTS, lost 7 games
    2006: 0 TDs, 1 INT
    2007: 1 INT, lost 1 game

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)

    In summary, 75% of the seasons I had better statistics than Bollinger.
    The other 25% was a draw.
    Make the bastard walk the plank.
    Maybe he gives a better hummer.

    Could you please break down how you compare to him in that category? It could really be the deciding factor in a close race.
    Bollinger's statistics: hummers given

    2004: 0
    2005: 0
    2006: 1 (to chilly for a roster spot)
    2007: 5 (to chilly to stay on the roster)

    Prophet's statistics:
    hummers given


    2004: 0
    2005: 0
    2006: 0
    2007: 0

    So, he has me 6:0 in that category.
    That still gives me the edge in the comparison, a hummer given is not a hummer earned.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Bollinger's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, O INTs
    2005: 6 INTS, lost 7 games
    2006: 0 TDs, 1 INT
    2007: 1 INT, lost 1 game

    Prophet's statistics:

    2004: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (draw)
    2005: 0 INTs, lost 0 games (decision-Prophet)
    2006: 0 TDs, 0 INTs (decision-Prophet)
    2007: 0 INTs, 0 losses (decision-Prophet)

    In summary, 75% of the seasons I had better statistics than Bollinger.
    The other 25% was a draw.
    Make the bastard walk the plank.
    Maybe he gives a better hummer.

    Could you please break down how you compare to him in that category? It could really be the deciding factor in a close race.
    Bollinger's statistics: hummers given

    2004: 0
    2005: 0
    2006: 1 (to chilly for a roster spot)
    2007: 5 (to chilly to stay on the roster)

    Prophet's statistics:
    hummers given


    2004: 0
    2005: 0
    2006: 0
    2007: 0

    So, he has me 6:0 in that category.
    That still gives me the edge in the comparison, a hummer given is not a hummer earned.
    I guess that settles it.
    ;D

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    best thread ever

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    Re: I am a better QB than Brooks Bollinger.

    Well I did read you have a better Madden rating.
    ;D

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