Headline of the season.

**smootpepper** · 09-19-2005, 10:06 PM

In times like this a little humor helps ease the pain. So come up with a caption or headline for how the season has gone so far. You know, like...

Tice sick of late season slide, postpones winning till second half of season.

or

Culpepper sacrifices personal stats in order to help defense gel.

Come on, lets hear your headings. :grin:

**vikesfan353** · 09-19-2005, 10:09 PM

Vikes give opponents false sense of security by "throwing" away first 2 games!

**JDogg926** · 09-19-2005, 10:12 PM

After receiving a threatening phone call from the 72 Dolphins, the Vikings decide to just give away the first two games of the season to ensure that they won't go undefeated.

Del Rio · 09-19-2005, 10:13 PM

Rabid Badger snatches coaching staffs balls, Minnesota residents searching woods in hopes of finding them before the Saints roll into town.

Prophet · 09-19-2005, 10:14 PM

Tantalizing Tice.

**MensaTice** · 09-19-2005, 10:17 PM

Minnesota's mentally retarded coaching staff experiment surprisingly fails!

**MensaTice** · 09-19-2005, 10:19 PM

Headline: It could be worse in Minnesota...they could be Green Bay

Del Rio · 09-19-2005, 10:22 PM

Culpepper Diagnosed with Ryan Leaf Disease, Treatment to Start Immediately.

**smootpepper** · 09-19-2005, 10:22 PM

Vikings try to make it easy on randy by showing him things could be worse then being traded to Oakland.

**pigskinronin** · 09-19-2005, 10:24 PM

After recently watching the movie 'Major League', owner Zygi Wilf is inspired to order the Vikings coaching staff to lose every game so he can move the team to Los Angeles.