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    Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy"

    O.K....lookey here guys...the Bucs think they're gonna have an easy win in week 1....read today's story!

    http://blog.lib.umn.edu/maasx003/Vikings/


    That just pisses me off!! Brooks obviously hasn't seen Pepp in the last couple years...he never fumbles anymore....and last I checked the Vikings made the playoffs last year, where were the Fukenqueers? Oh yeah, on their azz at home!

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    It looks like Brooks will be getting some major (Cul)pepper on that crow that he will be munching on come 9/11!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    Has Brooks noticed that Greise is his QB, and that D is not what it was the last time we played the Bucs. We will rock Brooks and the Bucs week one in the Dome.
    "Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn t work hard."

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    Brooks is always bitching about how under appreciated he is and stuff. It's so sad he had to draw attention to himself right before we break a foot off in his ass.

    You have a porche parked all winter like we have when the good weather comes you better bet we are romping on that gas baby....and Brooks and his patchwork jumble of a team isn't going to be slowing us down.

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    brooks trash talking this early...WTF.

    the bucs will be lucky to score 2 Td's against us and even luckier to stop our O from scoring 4 Td's.

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    The bucs O is horrible, their D is overrated...were good 3 years ago....Brooks is getting old, and he is in for a rude awekening that biznitch!!

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    I looked at some of this guy's recent entries to his blog after I read the Brooks bit. Now, I'm pretty much ok with Tice for now, but some of these are pretty damn funny:


    Fulldeckism: As in, "He's not playing with a full deck."

    At some point next season, Vikings head coach and all around favorite Minnesota mafia leader Mike Tice will do something to give us cause to drop our jaw in disbelief. I think the number of "What the F**k!" events will be lower than in seasons pasts...but it will happen nonetheless. It could be a red flag tossed 40-yards onto the field only to discover the right call was made, or no red flag being tossed when one should have been. It could be sticking with a running game against the #1 defense in the league against the rush.

    Whatever the reason, we must prepare ourselves to prepare a compendium of insults and "not all there" comments in order to use in our various discussion threads and e-mails when discussing our guy. It will be therapeutic for the soul to use one. I'll get you started in this blog entry today. Feel free to leave your own by using the Comment feature found at the end of this entry.

    1) Tice is a 20th century man... The guy has no future.
    2) Tice is a barnacle on the Viking ship of progress.
    3) Tice is a hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.
    4) Tice has a mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.
    5) Tice cackles a lot, but I ain't seen no eggs yet.
    6) Tice does the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
    7) Tice invented a pencil with an eraser on each end.
    8) Tice has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
    9) Tice has delusions of adequacy.
    10) Tice has the offense floored in neutral.
    11) Tice's team would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
    12) In the pinball game of life, Tice's flippers were a little farther apart than most.
    13) Tice's monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland.
    14) Tice should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better.
    15) Tice wasn't strapped in during launch.

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    That's too funny. I'm sure that will be pinned up on the bulletin boards if it isn't already. I love when the opposition gives ammunition. What an idiot.

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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    Looks like Brooks better open his mouth and say ahh.
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    Re: Derrick Brooks-"I'm the Viking's Daddy&qu

    Sounds like some bulletin board material to me. Just wait till 9/11

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