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    johnnyb22 is offline Rookie
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    Subject: robot bartender



    "There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender.
    A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending.

    The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150.

    So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global
    atmosphere. The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and

    comes right back in and sits at the bar. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the man

    replies "100." So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.
    The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50.

    The robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"

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    Good one.
    Even babies know the difference.

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    :thumbright: :thumbleft:
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    Nice! :thumbleft:

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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    The Enemy with-in! haha

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    funny, but woulda been funnier if talking about the Repubs:

    ukeright: :shock: ukeright:
    God Bless America, & the MINNESOTA VIKINGS!!!

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    Actually, I don't think most Republicans are dumb enough to vote for Kerry. :lol:
    Even babies know the difference.

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    Boy am I glad I am not a dummycrat
    can we clone Bud Grant?

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    Havent been following politics lately but whats wrong with voting for kerry. Has he done something very idiotic like clinton lately? :twisted: :lol:
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    "hawaiianvike21" wrote:
    Havent been following politics lately but whats wrong with voting for kerry. Has he done something very idiotic like clinton lately? :twisted: :lol:
    It depends who you ask. I think there's alot wrong with voting for Kerry, but again I'm a Republican, and I disagree with most everything Kerry wants to do. But, Kerry did say "I actually did vote for the 87 billion dollars BEFORE I voted against it!"

    Shouldn't this be in the political fourm?

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

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