Subject: robot bartender
"There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender.
A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending.
The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150.
So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global
atmosphere. The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and
comes right back in and sits at the bar. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the man
replies "100." So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.
The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50.
The robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"