Daunte for sale on Ebay!

**whackthepack** · 03-09-2006, 10:01 PM

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This auction offers Daunte Culpepper the Disgruntled, so called Team Leader of the Vikings. At this point in time Daunte has no agent to deal with only himself and his Spiritual Advisor. He has a bum knee that he has
been rehabbing in Florida. He also has counts of Lewd sex acts pending in Minnesota. Buyer beware of these things also. He has a very Fragile ego and constantly needs that stroked. He loves to email the Media and ask to
be traded or released. He also likes to have a crappy season, get injured and then ask Management for more money. But don't get me wrong Daunte is a great guy. He is a former Pro- Bowler and had a Heck of a 2004 season. We are auctioning Daunte off because with his knee and Money he is scheduled to make we cannot get anything for him. We will start the bidding at $1,000,000.
Daunte does not know we are taking this route so I am sure there will be another email coming shortly.
Bid with confidence Daunte could be the face of your Arena or Town team. He has outstanding leadership qualities. He leads morale and team building tours of Boats on Lake Minnetonka.

Thanks The Triangle of Authority.

**SKOL** · 03-09-2006, 10:10 PM

Thanks for the laugh WTP !!

**michaelmazid** · 03-09-2006, 10:12 PM

I would buy him if I had the money...

vikingTurf · 03-09-2006, 10:14 PM

Wow

**DarrinNelsonguy** · 03-09-2006, 10:14 PM

Pretty sure that auction will be pulled soon, but it was fun while it lasted.

**ryanmurphy** · 03-09-2006, 10:24 PM

This is the best part, from the "Questions from other members" at the bottom:

Q: Will you list any more QBs? I'll wait for Favre. T.O. Mar-09-06
A: We can't talk about that.. Thanks the Triangle Team

Q: Can we get a discount on the price if we blame everything on Pink McCombs, LugHead Tice, revolving QB coaches, and Randy Moss!? TY - Denver Vike. Mar-09-06
A: No Discounts but u can put the blame on those guys

Q: Do you think Daunte will survive in the desert with no lakes. D. Green Mar-09-06
A: Daunte is like you Denny He has a hand on the plow and will be taking the high road

Q: Is it possible to get him wearing a pink shirt with the collar up? I also need this shipped by boat. Mar-09-06
A: I am not sure how many pink shirts Daunte has. But I will see if that can be taken care of

Q: I buy, pls include boat, hoes & hovan Mar-09-06
A: Sorry Hovan resigned with Tampa. HOvan is not included in deal

**FedjeViking** · 03-09-2006, 10:24 PM

OMG!! Someone is going to get banned from eBay as well when they notice!

**FedjeViking** · 03-09-2006, 10:37 PM

Here's some more questions. :lol:

Q: If I buy him, will he beta test my new 3D Football game i've been working on, Maximumum Fooootball!?
A: You will have to work that out with daunte.. I am sure for the right price he would help

Q: Does Ontario Smith's 'whizinator' come with it?
A: Why do you need one?

Q: How many Duate's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: not sure u tell me

Q: Would he be shipped by boat? How much the total shipping charge be?
A: he will be on the boat

Q: Will I have to pick him up in MN or Florida? Or will I have to Email him?
A: email only

Q: Does his posse come with the deal, or is that a seperate item?
A: That is in my next auction

Q: Does Daunte still have his Jedi Knight super powers?
A: Of couse he does..Did you not see them on the field last year.

Q: Any of the girls included? blu
A: which ones do u want

Q: Whats your favorite MN Sports Site?
A: www.mnsportscentral.com

Q: Do you accept pay pal, or does Daunte only want singles.
A: Just like Randy Straight Singles hommey

Q: Have you taken him off any sweet jumps?
A: From what I here he is jump tested

Q: Does the winning bid also get the boat and the persons on it?
A: Yes u get the boat. But Daunte has fired the captian

Q: Can I trade you Randy Moss for Daunte? -A Davis
A: Only if we get a crappy defensive player with him

Q: How much to ship damaged item to Green Bay, Wisconsin?
A: Sorry we don't ship to Green Bay

Q: Is this item in working order? And if so does the item function properly?
A: Product seems to be okay. We are still waiting for him to email ESPN and let us and them know how he is doing