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    Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    Steelers owned the Vikings today. All dishes are on the house today, as much as you care to eat.

    Pick your recipe:

    Crow and Mushroom Stew

    3 crows
    1 Tbsp lard/shortening
    1 pint stock or gravy
    2 Tbsp cream
    1/2 cup mushrooms
    salt and pepper
    cayenne pepper

    Clean and cut crows into small portions and let them cook a short time in the lard/shortening in a saucepan, being careful not to brown them.
    Next, add to the contents of the pan, the stock or gravy, and salt, pepper and cayenne to taste. Simmer 1 hour, or until tender, add mushrooms, simmer 10 minutes more and then stir in cream. Arrange the mushrooms around the crows on a hot platter.

    Potted Crow:

    6 crows
    3 bacon slices
    stuffing of your choice
    1 diced carrot
    1 diced onion
    chopped parsley
    hot water or stock
    1/4 cup shortening
    1/4 cup flour
    buttered toast

    Clean and dress crows; stuff and place them upright in stew-pan on the slices of bacon. Add the carrot, onion and a little parsley, and cover with boiling water or stock. Cover the pot and let simmer for 2-3 hours, or until tender, adding boiling water or stock when necessary. Make a sauce of the shortening and flour and 2 cups of the stock remaining in the pan.

    Serve each crow on a thin slice of moistened toast, and pour gravy over all.

    Crow Pie:

    1 crow
    stuffing of your choice
    salt and pepper
    shortening
    flour
    2 Pie crust mixes
    2-3 hard-boiled eggs

    Stuff the crow. Loosen joints with a knife but do not cut through. Simmer the crow in a stew-pan, with enough water to cover, until nearly tender, then season with salt and pepper. Remove meat from bones and set aside. Prepare pie crusts as directed. (Do not bake) Make a medium thick gravy with flour, shortening, and juices in which the crow has cooked and let cool. Line a pie plate with pie crust and line with slices of hard-boiled egg. Place crow meat on top. Layer gravy over the crow. Place second pie dough crust over top. Bake at 450 degrees for 1/2 hour.

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    i'll take a knoose as well as a order of all of those.

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    ill take all three. thanks
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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    Ugh...I hate this stuff!


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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    (Burp)

    Anybody got any Pepto? I've got a stomach ache!

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    yeap, another loss to a winning team! the vikings have beaten 3 teams with a winning record in 2 years?.... jags ,packers and gaints? we finally get a defense but loose out offense
    who picked the colors of piss and puke for thier team colors?.....ok i ll give ya one guess

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    pass the tabasco please

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    i think ill go cry now
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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    Can I get some A1 with this?
    The best part of my day is when I get down on my knees, with my head in my hands, and thank GOD for everything he has given me.

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    Re: Crow Restaurant, open for business.

    I told you I would return, so here I am to eat my cr....

    WAIT A SECOND, I'm not that hungry, so I'll leave it to you guys to cook and eat this.

    Good defensive game on both sides of the ball. It appears the team who made the most mistakes has lost the game, and the Steelers made plenty, just not the most.

    Good luck to you in the future, I hope you still make the playoffs.

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