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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    Why do Viqueens fans love this red-headed pile of mediocrity called Chris Hovan so much? He is an average football player at best. He also seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Brett Favre. I have good reason to believe that he has misplaced sexual feelings about Favre. One of these days he's going to try to kiss him. Which is fitting for the city he plays for.

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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    Well it is quite certain you are a cheesehead! Hovan only gets two or three blockers on him most plays so that means another player will not get blocked. In case you are not clear on that it means other teams respect him enought to make sure he is blocked!
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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    Hovan is better that gilbert brown you fudge-packer
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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    Overrated yes. Terrible? No.


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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by snausages

    Why do Viqueens fans love this red-headed pile of mediocrity called Chris Hovan so much? He is an average football player at best. He also seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Brett Favre. I have good reason to believe that he has misplaced sexual feelings about Favre. One of these days he's going to try to kiss him. Which is fitting for the city he plays for.
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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    That Hovan/Favre thing was over as fast it started. Besides, I think the obsession thing was mutual. Yeah they talked nice to the media and played it down before it got crazy, but they definately had a mutual dislike for eachother. But who cares really? I know I don't. I just care about the Vikes kicking the Packers arses as a whole. Also, I just thought of this, obsession is not a bad thing in some respects, I say know your enemy. If you know your enemy, you can outplay him, and isn't that a good thing? Another thought, I think people who bring up misplaced sexual feelings about Hovan for Favre are guys that have misplaced sexual feelings themselves. You know what I'm talking about Snausages, like you and the feelings you have for your sheep. You can thank me for bringing it into perspective for you now. Peace.

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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    Actually Hovan and Farve have a lot of respect for each other. Just ask them!
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    snausages you are a dips**t and i think u just wish cause farve annousced that he was *** so go **** farve and get paid **** if i care i wouldn't want aids

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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jmiller1

    snausages you are a dips**t and i think u just wish cause farve annousced that he was *** so go **** farve and get paid **** if i care i wouldn't want aids
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    Very well put jmiller.
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    Chris Hovan is a big red-headed pile of mediocrity

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ItalianStallion

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jmiller1

    snausages you are a dips**t and i think u just wish cause farve annousced that he was *** so go **** farve and get paid **** if i care i wouldn't want aids
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    Very well put jmiller.
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