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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    "Turboe" wrote:
    Come on Caine, tell us how you really feel, it isnt healthy to hold all that negative energy inside you.
    If he did that he would break PP.O's word censor!

    Jiggly butts and pooh all over the place! :lol:

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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    Feel the power that is CAINE!!! LOL
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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    That was some serious anger lol

    Might I suggest some Jesus?


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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    All of my hate for Red was released just by reading that post Caine lol. Congratulations man, I hope you feel much better.
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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    I just want to thank him for driving the best wideout in the NFL away. Other than that, Caine covered the high points.


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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    Man Caine...that was hilarious, but oh so very true!

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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    Man, that verbal tirade sure woke me up from my off season slumber! That's some serious acid tongue there Caine! I approve whole heartedly though and suggest you write a book of your favourite and most passionate skewering soliloquys of ol' Red...I'll be first in line to buy it!
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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    I want that door to hit him in the a$$ so hard on his way out that the doorknob gets imbedded in his a$$
    If winning isn,t everything,why keep score?

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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    Never has the phrase "Good Riddence" applied more than the Red McCombs departure. Look up "Good Riddence" in the dictionary and I bet there's a picture of him.

    Financially, I wish him nothing but the worste. Bankruptcy is too good for this guy.

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    Re: Caine says goodbye to Red here!!!

    "Caine" wrote:
    I am so honored.

    So, Red *Squirrel Screwer* McCombs is gone...and I couldn't be happier.

    Like a boil on the jiggly butt of the Vikings, we have finally lanced the fondler of deer genitalia. No more cheap seasons so he can cruise for “male companionship� on Hennepin Avenue. No more pre-seasons devoid of talent acquisition. No more threats of moving the team.

    Let me be one of many to say, “Get the HELL out of town you cheap F*#K!!!�

    I’m sure the hardest part about Red *Michael Jackson is my role model* McCombs leaving Minnesota will be finding someone to discretely pack and ship his gas powered, self lubricating, triple turbine jiggly butt hammer…that and the goat video collection he has.

    It galls me to tears that he made sooooo much money on the backs of our beloved franchise. He more than doubled his investment while putting virtually NOTHING into the team. I sincerely hope that he gets caught fornicating with sheep and has the picture spread across every paper in the known world.

    As you’ve no doubt guessed, I hate Red *I supply conjugal visits to inmates for free* McCombs with a passion. My hatred is so great, that I cannot – I physically cannot – type his name without placing some sort of descriptor in the middle (Usually listing his devotion to deviant sexual acts). While this may be viewed as childish and immature by some….I don’t care.

    I’m sure that other teams will be sorry to see him go. After all, there was no greater guarantee of a mediocre Viking team than having Red *There’s an Iguana in my a$$* McCombs as an owner. I would’ve been happier if he’d made BAD talent decisions rather than NO talent decisions. No, Red *I never met a donkey I didn’t like…..to blow* McCombs did everything in his power to undermine the Vikings…and for that, I hope that a camel defecates in his mouth.

    So, go back to Texas you worthless piece of fecal matter. Not only will we now have a better team, but the rodents, farm, and zoo animals of the state of Minnesota are also breathing a collective sigh of relief with your departure.

    Caine
    Young man.. that was rather vindictive and pretty blunt.. how many times have you been told to respect your elders? irate:

    That was called for, and that was a hoot. The proper send off for the callous Red "I finger the anal orifice of a prepubescent" McCombs whom had the good sense to obliterate his version of a Neverland Ranch and liberate a franchise that's been in its clutches and victimized long enough.. sayonara sucker :thebirdman:

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