Breaking News!

**spdolphs** · 10-05-2005, 02:37 PM

Don't know if anyone else saw this.

Coach Tice's house egged.

Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Mike
Tice's house last night.

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Tice's
house, three eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, two
eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining
three eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from being
dropped.

Based on the evidence found at the scene, police officials have put out an
APB on Daunte Culpepper.

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**i_bleed_purple** · 10-05-2005, 02:42 PM

old news, knew that since week 2.
you had me all excited, i thought mabye they made a trade or something cool.

**PurpleTide** · 10-05-2005, 02:55 PM

That was funny. Thanks for some Viking stress relief.

**mnjamie** · 10-05-2005, 03:18 PM

very old news ... thanks though.

**gregair13** · 10-05-2005, 05:04 PM

that is funny. what a shot at our quarterback.

**snowinapril** · 10-05-2005, 05:23 PM

[size=18px]DC slain during an unorthadoxed practice at the House of Head Coach Tice.[/size]

Coach Tice's house egged.

Minneapolis police reported that Mike Tice reported that some individual attempted to "egg" his house last night when something went terribly wrong.

At the scene, an empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. 60% of the eggs hit Mr. Tice's
house, 30% of the eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door and hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, 5% of the eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from simply being dropped or fumbled because their was too much chicken butt sweat on them, the remaining 5% were actually deflected by the scarecrows in Tice's yard that Tice had told DC "they are your WR and count the same as a completion, ie. hitting my house."

The person responsible for throwing the eggs, Daunte Culpepper, was found about 10 yards behind the carton, trampled to death. From the cleat marks and remnants of Georgia Dome turf left on DC's Jersey, the prime suspects in this slaying is not the Doubting Thomas Band of Viking Fans but the Atlants Falcons Defense. The police are also requesting that Tice not leave the state of MN because he is also a suspect in this case. He is being investigated for leaving his QB out to dry, not getting Dixon to camp, not having Birk on the line, and for holding. The police are suspicious to why DC was practicing by himself so late at night, in the street. You would think a coach would have more sense than that. Tice's last comment was this, "we have to take a look at this, we will review the tape, and then tighten up what needs to be tightened up, oh yeah anyone want a superbowl ticket, I got an extra one."

The police originally thought this may have been premeditated but came to the conclusion that it was beyond Tice's mental capabilities.

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OK, I made some changes.