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    Re: Behind Enemy Lines.....

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Of course, should you be caught or killed, PPO will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

    Good luck, Jim. I mean Turboe.

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    GOLF PLAYER/SPY JAILED IN GREEN BAY (AP)

    Green Bay, WI - An apparent spy was apprehended and jailed without bond on Friday after an attempt to break into Lambeau field.

    Police were kept at bay by the man, whom the officers referred to as "Turboe", by a Big Bertha Driver, which the suspect continued to swing wildly at the officers.

    Obviously distraught, the police brought in psychologists to try to talk the man down from the ledge (actually, the third level of the Atrium). While they did not get through to him, they did make out several scattered thoughts amidst the incompehensible blathering, including "Curly", "Vince", "Storied History", "I was so wrong", "All those years wasted on the Vikings", and "Where is Brett's jock??"

    Finally, the police brought in the elephant tranquilizer gun and brought the man down.

    Officer Keith Martins commented, "Yeah, usually we just need to plant one dart in the arm to bring him down. But he was wearing that 84 purple jersey, so the boys and me decided to aim for his arse. And, of course, they all wanted a shot, so he probably took four or five more darts than he needed. He better have an orthopedic seat cushion the next time he goes to a game at that stadium with the diaper on top in Minnesota."

    The man spent the night in a Green Bay holding cell with no chance for bail. It is guessed that it will be even more painful for the man to sit down comfortably for quite a while.
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    Re: Behind Enemy Lines.....

    haha... you guys are funny.

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    Re: Behind Enemy Lines.....

    godspeed, if you get caught distract them with a lighter, they should be dumbfounded

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    Good luck man.. if u get caught take as many with ya as u can!

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    Did you bring sheep with you, you know just in case?
    The only thing worse than a Packer is a Cowboy

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    Re: Behind Enemy Lines.....

    Well I made it in and out unscathed. I even infiltrated their headquarters itself. I managed to slip into Lambeau and eat a couple of brats and get back out with some valuable intel (as well as a full belly).

    So all in all it was a successful trip.

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    tell webby u deserve like 007 as a nickname now

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