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    Asswater Blues.

    I had the pleasure of drinking a beer in front of Zygi's suite while the toilets were overflowing and flooding the halls.
    The asswater was deep and cloth dams were built near the exit of the bathroom.
    People were wading through this stuff and the staff was trying to keep it out of the suites and from running down the stairs into the stadium.
    Watching people navigate through the asswater was almost more entertaining than watching the game.

    No, we don't need a new stadium.
    I'm sure when Zygi ruined his $500 shoes walking out of the stadium he went right to the phone working on the new stadium deal.
    Go Zygi.

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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    On da las day a da season,
    Da toilets done broke,
    Da stench wuz unholy,
    I wanted ta choke.

    Da water wuz stinkin',
    I ruined mah shoes,
    We need a new stadium,
    I got da asswater blues...

    I got da asswater blu-u-u-u-u-ues!!!
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    ;D, nice Cajun.
    I'm stranded in Memphis and just got back from Beale St. listening to some blues/jazz.
    Your song would be a hit.
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    "Acumen" wrote:
    ;D, nice Cajun.
    I'm stranded in Memphis and just got back from Beale St. listening to some blues/jazz.
    Your song would be a hit.
    I have ASSpirations to be a country singer/songwriter someday!
    ;D
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    "Acumen" wrote:
    ;D, nice Cajun.
    I'm stranded in Memphis and just got back from Beale St. listening to some blues/jazz.
    Your song would be a hit.
    Put on my blue suede shoes
    And I boarded the plane
    Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
    In the middle of the pouring rain
    W.C. Handy -- won't you look down over me
    Yeah I got a first class ticket
    But I'm as blue as a boy can be

    Then I'm walking in Memphis
    Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
    Walking in Memphis
    But do I really feel the way I feel

    Saw the ghost of Elvis
    On Union Avenue
    Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
    Then I watched him walk right through
    Now security they did not see him
    They just hovered 'round his tomb
    But there's a pretty little thing
    Waiting for the King
    Down in the Jungle Room

    (Chorus)

    They've got catfish on the table
    They've got gospel in the air
    And Reverend Green be glad to see you
    When you haven't got a prayer
    But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis

    Now Muriel plays piano
    Every Friday at the Hollywood
    And they brought me down to see her
    And they asked me if I would --
    Do a little number
    And I sang with all my might
    And she said --
    "Tell me are you a Christian child?"
    And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

    (Chorus)

    Put on my blue suede shoes
    And I boarded the plane
    Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
    In the middle of the pouring rain
    Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
    In the middle of the pouring rain
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    The only thing I'm worried about is I fly into Tupelo tomorrow.
    If I see one more Elvis impersonater I'll lose it.
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    "Acumen" wrote:
    The only thing I'm worried about is I fly into Tupelo tomorrow.
    If I see one more Elvis impersonater I'll lose it.
    Just be glad that the infamous Elvis flasher didn't run into you and show you Little Elvis!
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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    The only thing I'm worried about is I fly into Tupelo tomorrow.
    If I see one more Elvis impersonater I'll lose it.
    Just be glad that the infamous Elvis flasher didn't run into you and show you Little Elvis!
    That must be what those morons do when they're not impersonating.
    Seriously, most of the impersonaters are during his 'fat' years.
    What do they do on their day off?
    They could be aliens.
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    The only thing I'm worried about is I fly into Tupelo tomorrow.
    If I see one more Elvis impersonater I'll lose it.
    Just be glad that the infamous Elvis flasher didn't run into you and show you Little Elvis!
    That must be what those morons do when they're not impersonating.
    Seriously, most of the impersonaters are during his 'fat' years.
    What do they do on their day off?
    They could be aliens.
    Some guesses:

    Shoe salesman ("Blue Suede Shoes")
    Dog walker ("Hound Dog")
    Hotel concierge ("Heartbreak Hotel")
    Social worker ("In The Ghetto")

    I could go on...but then you would have to kill me.
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    Re: Asswater Blues.

    "Acumen" wrote:

    I'm sure when Zygi ruined his $500 shoes walking out of the stadium he went right to the phone working on the new stadium deal.
    Go Zygi.
    Do you mean to tell me he can't walk on water!?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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