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    I posted this the other day but here it is again....stop me if you've heard it before

    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
    "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Green bay Packer fans come from?

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    "hailtocarter" wrote:
    I posted this the other day but here it is again....stop me if you've heard it before

    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
    "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Green bay Packer fans come from?
    LOL

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    "hailtocarter" wrote:
    I posted this the other day but here it is again....stop me if you've heard it before

    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
    "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Green bay Packer fans come from?
    nicely writtin i mite add!!! :lol:
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    Q:What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out on your car after a Packer game?
    A:"May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?"


    Q:Why was the government thinking of sending Bret Favre to Iraq?
    A:They were hoping he would overthrow Sadam Hussein.

    Q: What does M.V.P. stand for in GreenBay?
    A: More Vikidon Please!!!!!!!

    Did you hear that in Wisconsin that they are remodeling all the Brett Favre Steak Houses?
    They are turning them into Brett Favre Bakeries, They Specialize in TURNOVERS!

    MAY YOU FOREVER ENJOY YOUR EARLY RETIREMENT BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let s put the women and children to bed and go look for dinner... (the Program)

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    "vikingsfanatic94" wrote:
    Q:What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out on your car after a Packer game?
    A:"May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?"


    Q:Why was the government thinking of sending Bret Favre to Iraq?
    A:They were hoping he would overthrow Sadam Hussein.

    Q: What does M.V.P. stand for in GreenBay?
    A: More Vikidon Please!!!!!!!

    Did you hear that in Wisconsin that they are remodeling all the Brett Favre Steak Houses?
    They are turning them into Brett Favre Bakeries, They Specialize in TURNOVERS!

    MAY YOU FOREVER ENJOY YOUR EARLY RETIREMENT BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i like those ones too, everyone is awsome!

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    i like the last one... that is some funny $hit
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    Brett Favre dies after living a long and productive
    life, filling out the remainder of his years as a
    freelance chicken farmer outside of Sheboygan.
    Upon dying, he finds himself ascending towards
    heaven (stick with me here folks). As he reaches
    Heaven, he is greeted at the pearly gates by none
    other than God himself. God introduces himself, and
    says "Come with me, my child, and I'll show you to
    your new home." Favre follows, overjoyed, and
    soon enough they arrive at a cozy log cabin, with a
    small garden out back, and ample room for chicken
    raising. A green and gold packer flag flies from a
    small pole attached to the front of the cabin, and
    Favre is pleased. As Brett prepares to open the
    front door of his cabin, he looks over his shoulder to
    a towering purple mountain, an enormous gold castle
    perched at its summit, and a path paved of
    rare purple stones and solid gold bricks leading to
    its massive gates. Brightly colored Vikings flags
    and purple banners snap in the wind, and a
    thunderous Vikings horn can be heard bellowing
    mightily in the distance. Favre is awestruck at
    the majesty of the sight, and after recovering
    himself, he says "God, I don't wish to sound
    ungrateful, but why is Duante Culpepper's house
    so much greater than mine?" God smiles gently
    at Favre, lays his hand lovingly on his shoulder
    and says "Brett, my child. That's not Duante
    Culpepper's house, its MINE."

    A Viking fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Green Bay Packer fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious green and yellow colors. He would swerve his purple and gold van as if to hit them and, at the last instant, he would swerve back onto the road.
    One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
    "I'm going to say Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest.
    "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
    The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Packer fan walking down the road and
    instinctively swerved as if to hit him but, just in
    time, he swerved back. Thinking he'd narrowly missing the fellow, he still heard a loud "THUD."
    Not understanding where the noise came from he
    glanced in his mirrors and he didn't see anything.
    Remembering his passenger, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Green Bay Packer fan."
    "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got 'im
    with the door!"

    A packer football fan was almost killed in a tragic horse accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of theK-Mart came out and unplugged it.

    AP NEWSWIRE OCTOBER 29, 2001 Greenbay football practice was
    delayed for two hours today. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room,
    happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery
    substance on the practice field. head coach mike sherman immediately
    suspended practice while the
    FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined
    that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI
    Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to
    encounter the substance again.

    those are what i got. :salute:

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    Hahahaha these are great.

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    OK, A little bear goes to court because his parents abuse him
    And then the judge asks why he does not want to stay with his dad
    he said his dad beat him
    Then the judge said what about ur mom
    no she beats me to said the little bear
    The judge asked who his favorite realative was
    but, he didn't have one
    so he just asked "can i stay with the Chicago bears ,,,..............
    they dont beat anyone

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