Any Jokes?

**cc21** · 03-05-2005, 12:27 AM

I was wandering if anyone had any good jokes about the packers or i guess football in genereal

so just fire away!

heres one that i got

A Vikings fan and a packer fan are walking on a beach and the Vikings fan kicks up a bottle.

A genie comes out and says to the Vikings fan I will grant you three wishes, but you must understand that whatever you wish for, the Packer fan will get twice as much or twice as better.

The Vikings fan says ok. So we wishes for 5 million dollars. The genie says now you relise that the Packer fan will get 10 million dollars right?

The Vikings fan sighs and says yes I no.

So than he wishes for a mansion.

The genie says wish granted but now the packer fan will get one twice as big.

So you have one more wish says the genie. The Viking fan thinks about this for a while, he gets a big smile on his face and than says,

beat me half to death.

**koolkev8** · 03-05-2005, 12:30 AM

McCombs is a stupid face!!! thats all i got for now... hehehehe

**cc21** · 03-05-2005, 12:31 AM

"koolkev8" wrote:

McCombs is a stupid face!!! thats all i got for now... hehehehe

lol nice!

**SKOL** · 03-05-2005, 12:34 AM

Webby has a slew of them on the home page, under Packer Scrub/jokes..., This may be on there:

Ole & Sven are on vacation in Texas and walk by a store window with the sign:
Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 a pair."

Ole says to his pal, "Sven, look at dat! Ve could buy a whole bunch of dese clothes,
take 'em back to Visconsin, sell 'em to all our friends, and make a fortune!"

Ole continues, "Now ven ve go in dere, don't you say a vurd, okay? Yust let me
do the talkin'cause if dey hear your accent, they might tink ve're ignorant Norvegians,
and dey von't vanna sell dem clothes to us. Now, I'll talk like I'm a Texan, so dey von't know."

Ole and Sven go in and Ole says with his best fake Texas accent, "Howdy, y'all
Ah'll take 50 of them there suits at five dollahs each, 100 of them there shirts at
two dollahs each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at two-fifty each. So, Ah'll
just back up mah pickup and......"

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are a coupla Norwegians from Wisconsin, ain't you?"

"Vell . . yah," says a surprised Ole . "How'd you know dat?"

The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."

**koolkev8** · 03-05-2005, 12:36 AM

NICE!!!

**cc21** · 03-05-2005, 12:42 AM

thats a good one

**vikingsfanatic94** · 03-05-2005, 12:42 AM

Swerving Packer Fans
A State Trooper pulls over a car, covered in Packers logos, on a lonely back road and approaches the driver, who is wearing green and gold from head to toe.
"Sir, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The Packer fan replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Sir ... that's your air freshener.

More to come soon! Enjoy!