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    smootpepper is offline Pro-Bowler
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    announcement from the mn department of health



    posted july 18, 2005

    First Cases of Purple Fever, 2005

    An MDH press release has been issued notifying the public of the first reported cases of Purple Fever virus.

    Two adult males tested positive for Purple Fever virus at the MDH Public Health Laboratory. The men became ill in late June with symptoms including high fever, anxiety, physical aggression towards objects green and gold in color, and episodes of arm raising followed by vocal outburst of "touchdown" "get your roll on" and "its good".

    This virus is highly contagious but causes no harm to those
    that become infected.

    "This case reminds us that we are entering the peak season for Purple Fever virus in humans, from mid-July through mid-Febuaury� said David Neitzel, an MDH epidemiologist specializing in Purple Fever virus. “This is the time of year when we typically see our greatest number of illnesses from Purple Fever because this is the time of year when you’re most likely have contact with an infected human.�


    Additionally, the MDH and the CDC have issued health advisory warning for Green and Gold Fever virus which is very hazardous to one's health. Symptoms include dillusions of the past, diarreah of the mouth, confusion, difficulty making decisions and long periods of depression. Steps should be taken to avoid those that are infected as this disease can cause your brain to turn to cheese!!!


    I seen this posted on another forum and thought I should get the word out.

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    Fortunately for us all, the symptoms of Purple Fever Virus can be easily treated with repeated applications of Beer and Vikings Football. So be sure and keep plenty of both onhand!!!


    The man who says he CAN'T and the man who says he CAN are BOTH right.

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    "bama_viking" wrote:
    Fortunately for us all, the symptoms of Purple Fever Virus can be easily treated with repeated applications of Beer and Vikings Football. So be sure and keep plenty of both onhand!!!
    :lol:

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    Haha, that's great! I think I might be infected...

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    Oh no... :cry: I've got a CLASSIC case...
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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    im gettin purple fever on purpose by poppin purple fever.

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    lol that is awsome smootpepper

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    I was born with the virus. I have it terminally!

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    Yeah, I'm gonna call in sick tommorow, and inform the boss I can't make it, ever again.

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    Re: announcement from the mn department of health

    I have had this sickness since 1970. It seems to get into full swing about this time every year.
    Sometimes along with the high fever I suffer from temporary blindness, followed by convulsions and brief episodes of turette's syndrome!

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