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    Adrian Peterson Facts

    Yes - I KNOW there are about a schmillion threads about AD already, but THIS one is different.
    I've created it for the express purpose of posting Norris-esque facts and legends about him.

    For starters:

    Adrian Peterson is fifty feet tall.
    He can run as upright as he wants to.

    Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
    A: Trick question. As far as Adrian Peterson is concerned, there is no such thing as an immovable object.

    Adrian Peterson not only expected the Spanish Inquisition, he blew right past it for a 50-yard touchdown run.


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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    fact: AP is life
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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    Adrian Peterson's sweat cures cancer....retroactively!
    When there's weather to report, I report the weather.

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    He drove me to work last Thursday - in reverse the whole way!
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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    We've seen magnificent running backs in this town, the best to play the game. Cedric Benson certifiably is not worthy of the tradition, which makes life difficult when you've wasted a high draft pick and about $20 million on a bust while the Minnesota Vikings are showcasing the next power-and-speed, bash-and-dash, Nintendo-game force.

    http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/603229,mariotti101407a.article

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    He delivered T-Jack's baby and cooked the team meal at the same time

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    Fact- AP ha the most rushing yards in the nfl with 607

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    When AD was a child he refused all forms of fluid not Jack Daniels. This and being raised by Monk Ninjas. Made him 10X more lumberjackish than the average man, 3X as fast and, 2X more agile. Not to mention Zen out the ying-yang.

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    At half time he filled the Gatorade bottles, Fedexed a new Whizzonator to Ontario Smith,
    and ordered a new pair of shoes for next week.

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    Re: Adrian Peterson Facts

    Adrian Peterson once went back in time, He stiff armed the bullet that was meant for Abraham lincoln. Abraham lincoln's head exploded out of amazement.

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