2004 Viking Excuse List

**packmanxxxi** · 07-24-2004, 10:09 AM

Ok, I know this post will be locked or deleted about 2 seconds after I post it, but in the interest of humor, I am wondering what excuses will run rampant throughout this site and greater MN once the Vikings disappoint you all agian. Don't say it won't happen, one would think you have learned that lesson by now. Heck, you were 9-7 last year, not bad, especially considering you started 6-0. You were 6-10 the year before and 5-11 the year before that. And all those years you had Moss and Cully, and Bennett for a few of em.

So.... what excuses are you planning now so as to make your job easier in the fall... just curious.... (and for those of you about to bash me and say I don't belong here and blah blah blah... look up the definition of "sense of humor"... then get back to me)

**RandyMoss8404** · 07-24-2004, 10:13 AM

I'm sorry, all I heard was Freddie Mitchell

**purplehorn** · 07-24-2004, 10:22 AM

"packmanxxxi" wrote:

nnblah blah blah... look up the definition of "sense of humor"... then get back to me)

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OH hahahaha that is soo funny :drunken: .
What will really be funny is when your watching the playoffs
from home. The same thing Favre and co will be doing.

**purplepat** · 07-24-2004, 12:25 PM

"(Insert name on defense) didn't have any/enough experience. He'll be much better next season."

"If (insert name) hadn't gotten injured, the season's outcome would have been far different."

"G*dd*mned Tice/Linehan killed the Vikings with that conservative offensive game planning! When are they going to learn they need to go deep to Moss on every series?"

"Marcus Robinson is a total piece of crap! They need to get a legitimate #2 WR opposite Moss!"

"Aaron Elling is a total piece of crap! They better sign a free agent kicker this offseason!"

"Chris Hovan lost too much weight. He needs to bulk up in the offseason to beat those double teams!"

"Cheap b*st*ard Red! He better spend some money on some quality free agents this year!"

**TEXPACK** · 07-24-2004, 01:30 PM

God is a Packer fan.

**NeoVikesTX** · 07-24-2004, 01:54 PM

That is the lamest thing I have ever heard in my life. Here's a tip TexPack, use your brain before typing posts ok!

**TEXPACK** · 07-24-2004, 02:01 PM

Here's a tip for you punk--when and if ever in my presence move to your far left it will keep you out of the dumpster.

**NeoVikesTX** · 07-24-2004, 02:17 PM

Is the big bad bully gonna throw me in the dumpster? I didn't realize we were still in grade school here.

But, allow me to retort, if and when you met me, I guarantee you wouldn't say a damn word to me about the Vikings.

So, I live in Bedford, so if you wanna meet up, I will be happy to "bring you down to Earth", and then take your pic and put them on this site for everyone to enjoy.

So just say the word TexPack!