10 Reasons Why the Vikings Will Not Win the Division

**singersp** · 09-11-2009, 07:42 AM

[size=13pt]10 Reasons the Minnesota Vikings Will Not Win the Division[/size]

by Taylor Lunemann
Taylor Lunemann

Written on September 09, 2009

**shockzilla** · 09-11-2009, 07:52 AM

Taylor Lunemann is a yutz.

**snowinapril** · 09-11-2009, 08:00 AM

"shockzilla" wrote:

Taylor Lunemann is a yutz.

+1

**Marrdro** · 09-11-2009, 08:03 AM

Hmmmmm,

Not sure if I agree with the "Can't win on the road" or "Can't tackle" aspect.
Both were pretty much fixed when we got rid of Tice and that crop of players.

Actually quacked in my boots when I new we were gonna play on the road, especially if it was on grass instead of turf......

**Mr-holland** · 09-11-2009, 08:04 AM

He claims to love the Minnesota Vikings.. well what a fan he is..

Fuck him!

**Freya** · 09-11-2009, 08:15 AM

Wow. Which MN Vikings games does he watch?

I found the inconsistencies in his bio and short list amusing too.

**Articnv** · 09-11-2009, 08:18 AM

here iw as thinkign he woudl list brad childress 10 difrent times lol

**oaklandzoo24** · 09-11-2009, 08:25 AM

Sub Par Recievers?

With Berrian, Rice, Harvin and the way Johnson and Reynaud have been playing in the preseason...I'm thinking were going for at least par if not on our way to a birdie.

And AD thinks he's playing basketball
:-X

You gotta be kiddin me.
I mean I see they're going for some comic relief or something but that's some of the dumbest shit ive ever heard.
If AD thinks he's playing basketball, then I'd love to see him when he knows he's playing football.
Put him on the B-Ball court and I guess hell be shitting in LeBron.
Keep your day job.

**TrojanVike28** · 09-11-2009, 09:14 AM

This guy is so pessimistic. I think he is a closet Packer fan if he says he's a Vikings fan. This is the biggest garbage I have read in a while. He must be watching the Lions play and mistakenly said Vikings. I guess that's why it's the bleacher report because they let people with 1/4 of a brain write senseless articles. Taylor, you're a douche!