Ladies and gentlemen, whereas I'm honored to be playing in PP.O Fantasy Football, I'm nonplussed with the banter. So, I will start.
Whereas our Vikings had the slowest WRs in the history of the NFL on the field Sunday, the Scumbags had the biggest and the best. My Johnsons are BEASTS and cannot be denied. I will back them up happily with a 4.3 speedster, who's picture on NFL.com resembles Zippy the Pinhead, my man, Mike Wallace.
At RB, whereas the Vikes have one of the best, the Scumbags have four solid players, Forte, Bradshaw, Tomlinson, and JaCharles. Just gotta pick the best two, which, isn't easy week to week. Geez, I understand Chilly's turmoil.....
QB, well, please, I'll take a top 10 all-time performance and ride that to a 199-98 beatdown, thank you Mr Vick. Are you kidding me? Ok, so, do I choose Vick or Orton the Rest of Way? It should be obvious that, the Scumbags have a long-term QB plan, vs the Vikings who have one guy texting his sphantze, a skittish overthrower, and, an "athlete," the 'Bags are set for the near term, and the Playoffs.
Tight end is the weakness! I think not, the backup Colts TE where their WRs are dropping like flies and the #1 went down? I'll take that. Oh, Tamme is my #2, to Mr Davis, who, in spite of working for a coach who is more of an idiot than Chilly (as far as coaches go), is a solid TE, just ask our Vikings.
Kickers suck...but, I've got a good one, if there is such a thing.
Defense, I'll take Philly. Would rather have the Vikes, but, we suck this year.
So, if the front office of our Vikings would like any tips, I can be reached 24/7.