Thread: Worst Insulting NFL Nickname

There are plenty of creative and original nicknames that fans have for their rivals:
- Kansas City Griefs
- Cleveland Clowns
- San Francisco Whiners

We also have some nicknames for our fellow NFC North teams:
- Chicago Cubs
- Detroit Kittens
- Green Bay Pukers

Some nicknames are definitely better than others, but some nicknames are really terrible. Personally, I think the Vikings have one of the the worst/lamest examples of rival fans who are out of ideas. I feel that the Vikings have one of the best team names for several reason. The name is short and well-known, suitable, powerful, historical, and fearsome. In addition, the word "Vikings" is not an easy name to make fun of (obviously).

The lame nickname I'm talking about is of course " VIQUEENS " .

It's so lame that I don't even know where to begin.
It's so stupid that I'm embarrassed on their behalf.

Well, I think the names PACKERS and BEARS themselves are pretty insulting, yet describe their teams quite accurately. It's like a pride parade in San Fran when those two teams play each other.

I have always thought the Aints is a pretty good one.

I also like the Cowgirls ... though it is easy and lame ... I think it works pretty good.

Growing up in Central Virginia, always liked calling them the Deadskins ... and still like doing it now that I live in the D.C. area.

I personally think that the Viqueens is a pretty good one ... although I am biased and hate seeing it.

Other ones I have heard that stick out:
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Indianapolis Dolts
Oakland Gayders
Tampa Bay Bucketoftears
Arizona Crapinals
Seattle Seachickens

Packtards...


'nuff said.

My friend's intramural softball team freshman year was called The San Francisco From-Behinders.

The St. Lous Ma'ams

Tampa Bay Yuckaneers

The Aints

The Squealers

Miami Dolphins-don't need to make fun of that, it's already insulting enough

St Louis Ass Rams

Atlanta Falcant's

DiehardVikesFan wrote:

St Louis Ass Rams

That made me laugh out loud.

Kansas city queefs

Oakland faders

I've always liked the Aints. Also some of my favorites:

Green Bay FudgePackers
Washington Foreskins
Miami Dullphins
Chicago Bores
Detroit Kitties
New England Belicheats
Seattle Seahags
and of course the Cowgirls


In baseball:
NY Crankees
NY Mutts
Philadelphia Filthies

These are some that I've heard before and some I'm making up on the spot...


AFC East

New York Jets:
Pets, Debts, Not Yets, Puddlejumpers, That Other NY Team...and worst I've heard...9/11s

New England Patriots:
Patsies, Patriot Actors

Miami Dolphins:
Dullfins, Flippers, Tuna Bait

Buffalo Bills:
No Derogatory Nickname Needed

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AFC North

Baltimore Ravens:
Kravens, Rapins, Raiders (oh, snap!)

Pittsburgh Steelers:
Shitsburgh Stinkers, Stealers, Cop-A-Feelers, Squealers

Cincinnati Bengals:
Bungles, Prison Stripes, Ben-Gays

Cleveland Browns:
Cleveland Steamers, Brown Streaks, Brown Noses, Clowns, Frowns

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AFC South

Houston Texans:
The Team With Zero Imagination, Dallas's Kid Sister

Jacksonville Jaguars:
Jag-offs, Pussycats, That Other Team in Florida

Indianapolis Colts:
Dolts, ummm...That Dang Team Who Always Seems To Be In The Playoffs Year After Year After Stinkin' Year...um, sorry, not much else...

Tennessee Titans:
The Flaming Thumbtacks, "The Team Formerly Known As Oilers"

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AFC West

Oakland Raiders:
Faders, Traitors, Grand Pooh-bah Assholes of the NFL

San Diego Chargers:
Over-chargers, Short-Circuits, Ray-O-Vacs (yeah, not much)

Denver Broncos:
Donkeys, Fillies

Kansas City Chiefs:
Chefs, Queefs, Thiefs

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NFC East

Washington Redskins:
Snyder's Toys, Deadskins, Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons

Dallas Cowboys:
Dull-Ass Cowgirls, Cows n' Boys, Brokeback Cowboys

Philadelphia Eagles:
Beagles, Iggles, Seagulls (same as Seattle)

New York Giants:
Midgets, Giant Assholes, Not-So-Giants

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NFC South

Atlanta Falcons:
Dirty Birds, Peregrines

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
Tampon Bay Yuckaneers, Bucketoftears, Suckinqueers

New Orleans Saints:
Aints, Taints, Faints, Rat Bastard Sons of Bitches Who Suck Off Diseased Hogs For Crack (woo-sah...)

Carolina Panthers:
Ummmm...Kitty Cats...uh...Puddy Tats...um, Bagheeras, psshhht...nope...nothin'

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NFC West

San Francisco 49ers:
Forty Whiners, 69ers, Rice-A-Roni's

Seattle Seahawks:
Seagulls, Seachickens, Chickenhawks, Coffeehawks

St. Louis Rams:
Lambs, Ass Rams, Sheep, Goats

Arizona Cardinals:
Cards, Redbirds

and finally...
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NFC North

Detroit Lions:
see Buffalo Bills

Chicago Bears:
Barelies, Cubs, Koalas, Pandas, Pooh Bears, Teddy Bears

Green Bay Packers:
Pukers, Puckers, Ass-Packers, Fudgepackers, Cheeseheads, Cheesedicks, Inbreds, Sheepshaggers...feel free to add on, folks!

Minnesota Vikings:
The Only Team In The NFL Worth Rooting For, Sons Of Wotan, Valhalla's Finest