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    When will this guy learn?

    Lawrence Phillips is at it again...

    Lawrence Phillips having problems again
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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    Just saw it on ESPN.. Whut an idiot!

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    I read that in the paper this morning. I saw "Ex-NFL running back rams teens with stolen car". I thought it meant that he starting ramming some teens car.

    Then when I read on, I saw what actually happened. :lol:

    He played in the CFL for a year and actually did pretty well - no real off-field problems, but then he got cut and nobody would sign him.

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    What a waste of talent, and a life! He is officially a piece of dog cr*p he hopefully goes to jail for a lot of years.
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    He should be in jail already, but now hopefully he won't see the light of day for a while

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    People have tried to reach him, like the Rams. He never felt greatful for anything apparently. He has had to many chances and needs to be out of society, he needs to be in jail.

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    I can't believe not only was he playing a pick up game with teenagers, then some gets in argument that was so bad that the only thing he could think of was running them over with his car.

    All I got to say is......STRAIGHT JACKET.
    I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, or engage in any other illegal activity that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76.

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    Phillips's theme song for the very near future:

    Jailhouse Rap - Fat Boys


    In jail
    In jail
    Unh-unh...
    Unh-unh...

    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed
    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed

    Now there was just one day
    That I will never forget
    I got jailed for something that
    I'll always regret

    It was twelve o'clock, midnight
    And I wanted a snack
    So I headed downstairs
    Thought the fridge was packed
    But when I opened the door
    What did I see?
    The back of the fridge staring right at me
    I thought to myself
    I could almost die
    Then an immage appeared
    A pizza pie

    So I put on Adidas
    Headed out the door
    As I pictured myself
    Eating more and more
    But the store was closed
    I busted into a rage
    So I went to the crib
    And got my twelve-gauge
    Ran back to the shop
    Busted won the door
    And all I saw
    Was pizza galore

    So I stuffed my face
    I couldn't even walk
    I couldn't laugh, smile
    Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk
    So I fell asleep with my face in my plate
    And the next thing you know
    I was headed upstate

    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed
    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed

    Well, Kool Rock is my name
    Last part is "ski"
    And I have the worst
    Case of my M.C.
    But listen to the story
    'Cause it's kind of strange
    When I had this sort of hunger pain
    Walking down the strreet
    With the bass of my box
    With my stomach growling
    Like a hungry fox
    When I saw this scene
    Or was it a dream?
    A big restaurant sign
    Called Burger King
    So I went inside
    Started stuffing my face
    Didn't even think
    About the things I ate
    But when the bill came up
    Boy, was i shocked
    I said, "I don't pay for nothing
    I'm the King of the Slops!"

    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed
    In jail, in jail, without no bail
    In jail, we're in jail because we failed

    But when our time is through
    We'll rock you and you
    We turn parties out
    Make you scream and shout
    We're not demanding
    Or very outstanding
    We got something unique
    And in the middle he's standing
    On the microphone
    He rocks and shocks
    Homeboys and girls
    It's the Human Beat Box

    Break

    Now I'm sitting here alone
    Looking at the wall
    Just thinking about
    How I took the fall
    I thought I was cool
    I thought I was slick
    And now Im writing
    Letters of being homesick
    I lost my freedom
    When I heard the door slammer
    And now I'm breaking rocks
    With a big, heavy hammer
    I used to drive the streets
    With my big car
    And now I look and all
    I see are bars
    I jail
    Everyone's the same
    You only survive
    If you play the game
    You don't have guns
    And now you remember
    You're your momma's son
    You made her cry
    And stay up all night
    Coming home high
    Just leaving a fight
    You always made her feel
    That you were better
    But now you're a little boy
    Just waiting for a letter
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    Yeah, I can't believe this! A past heisman winner coming to play a pick up game at a park....imagine if Eric Crouch came up to you and your buddies and was like "Hey guys, wanna play football?"...this guy is a joke.....his car was stolen, this all sounds like something that happened to this guy named Rusty that I went to school with....except the whole running people over with his car.....but no, Rusty was wanted for stealing a car and the cops busted him at a middle school playing a pick up basketball game with a bunch of eight graders...what a LOSER! Now Phillips does it too....even bigger loser! Cuz Rusty never had money!

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    Re: When will this guy learn?

    He cannot learn. He has been HIT in the head too many times.
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    The rigors of Spartan life. Leonidas is cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter to return to his home, when he is crowned King ....a Viking!

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