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    Trent Green Holds Press Conference To Announce Long String Of Vowels

    MIAMI—Just two days after he was knocked unconscious by a violent blow to the head and carried off the field on a stretcher, concussed and disoriented Dolphins quarterback Trent Green called a press conference Tuesday in order to address reporters with a series of sustained, low-pitched vowel sounds. "Oooooooooooo, eeeeeeooooooooo oooouuuuoooooo uuuueeeooo," moaned the 13-year veteran, addressing questions about his fitness after suffering a grade-three concussion when Texans defensive tackle Travis Johnson's knee collided with the side of his head as he attempted to cut-block the 315-pound player. "Aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaa a aieeeeee-aaaaaaa aaa ooo aaaauuuuuuuuuuu, ai ai ai… ai aaaaaaoooooo." While doctors said Green was far from ready to return to the playing field, drive a car, or dress himself, they did feel that in three to six weeks, he would have recovered sufficiently to retire from football under his own power.

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    Re: Trent Green Holds Press Conference To Announce Long String Of Vowels

    Trent Green needs to rub onions on his helmet

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    Re: Trent Green Holds Press Conference To Announce Long String Of Vowels

    The onion is cool.

    ;D

    On a serious note.......

    Sure glad ole Trent didn't land here like some guys wanted.
    Our OL would've probably got him killed in Week 2.


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