Thread: Top Ten Reasons the Eagles Lost The SuperBowl

In an effort to provide equal time

#10 - Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss
# 9 - Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity
# 8 - They were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight
#7 - They were overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville
#6 - Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes
#5 - Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them
#4 - It’s hard to play good because you miss all the great commercials
#3 - It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good
#2 - Wanted to save Philadelphia the expense of victory parade
#1 - Wanted to do something nice for New England fans. After all, they have to live in New England

How about, because Donovan is overrated and Freddie Mitchell is an idiot.

Yeah but not as funny!

"The Gap" wrote:

In an effort to provide equal time

#10 - Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss
# 9 - Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity
# 8 - They were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight
#7 - They were overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville
#6 - Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes
#5 - Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them
#4 - It’s hard to play good because you miss all the great commercials
#3 - It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good
#2 - Wanted to save Philadelphia the expense of victory parade
#1 - Wanted to do something nice for New England fans. After all, they have to live in New England

Not bad, Gap, not bad - nice to see you can make fun of your team. I may actually be getting to like you - so much for the permanent ban!

"shockzilla" wrote:

"The Gap" wrote:

In an effort to provide equal time

#10 - Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss
# 9 - Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity
# 8 - They were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight
#7 - They were overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville
#6 - Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes
#5 - Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them
#4 - It’s hard to play good because you miss all the great commercials
#3 - It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good
#2 - Wanted to save Philadelphia the expense of victory parade
#1 - Wanted to do something nice for New England fans. After all, they have to live in New England

Not bad, Gap, not bad - nice to see you can make fun of your team. I may actually be getting to like you - so much for the permanent ban!

Sometimes when you give a naughty kid a Timeout, his behavior gets better....Gap was that naughty kid (as you can tell by his posts in the Flirting thread)!

Who Me?

They simply lost because of poor clock management and turnovers

#11 The Eagles were thrown off by all the lip sinc-ing during the half time show and their brains exploded
#12 Donovan McNabb was too busy wondering who will win the next match of 'grab-ass' in the locker room
#13 Donovan McNabb swallowed his mouthpiece and had stomach pains
#14 Burgess was dreamig of San Diego's wonderful weather
#15 Chunky soup was on special in philadelphia and the team wanted to quickly catch their plane

later.

San Diego is that were Burgess went I knew he got signed but didn’t hear where.
That no good SOB what a lousy traitor who does he think he is thinking of himself and not the fans…. Especially me. I’m beginning to think the money means more to these guys than our lovely cities.
Oh Well, everyone say buh bye to him the next time you hear his name the word released will be accompanying it.
Look it up …. What Eagle free agent under Andy Reid has ever done well?

HEY I just realized Andy Reid – Green Bay no wonder you all love the Eagles

they lost because of turnovers!!!!!!! we need a qb that can throw better he's not the best in big games dont no what happens to him!!!! oh and the lack of a running game add fuel to the fire too.

another thing is that the PATS gave us more compatition then we had face in the playoff and all year for that matter.