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    Re: Tony Gonzalez close to re-signing with Chiefs

    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    We could convert Brock Lesnar, or maybe sign Chuck Norris.

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


    Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING


    Slight Chuck Norris fetish.



    Tho Chuck Norris is a terrible actor he is one of the best matrial arts experts that has ever lived.

    He won the middle weight karate championship in 1968 and was undeafeted when he retired from compition in 1974.


    A few years ago he was the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded the 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in Tae Kwon Do.

    He could kill you without much effort.

    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Tony Gonzalez close to re-signing with Chiefs

    "whackthepack" wrote:
    "lakehubertviking" wrote:
    We could convert Brock Lesnar, or maybe sign Chuck Norris.

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


    Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.


    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING


    Slight Chuck Norris fetish.



    Tho Chuck Norris is a terrible actor he is one of the best matrial arts experts that has ever lived.

    He won the middle weight karate championship in 1968 and was undeafeted when he retired from compition in 1974.


    A few years ago he was the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded the 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in Tae Kwon Do.

    He could kill you without much effort.


    he may be able to kill you without much effort but hes gonna be tired from running by the time he catches me to kill me
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    Re: Tony Gonzalez close to re-signing with Chiefs

    Did he finally sign?


    I thought he did but I wasn't too sure.


    I haven't seen or heard anything about him in a few days.


    I wish the Vikes could get him.

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