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    Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    [size=12pt]Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character[/size]
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    IRVING, TX—Upon hearing that team owner Jerry Jones had traded draft picks to the Tennessee Titans for troubled cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones, Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens held a press conference to discuss his personal misgivings over acquiring a troubled player whose me-first personality and history of off-the-field issues could potentially damage the team.

    "I think my character speaks for itself," Owens told reporters after arriving late to the press conference in his custom Hummer, which he parked on the sidewalk directly in front of the Texas Stadium press entrance. "You all know what I think of players who are locker-room distractions, who can't play with the team, who always have to be in the spotlight. I'm warning you—this 'Pac-Man' guy has the reputation of being one of those self-centered types no one can stand."...
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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    Are you serious TO? I don't think he is the type that should be commenting on this.

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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    is that real? when i read it, it said something like T.O. trying to take all his pain pills up there and something about security restraining him, then it said he fell on the floor and started crying? I'm not sure what to think of that? He busted on pacman the whole article then in the end when a reporter asked T.O. if pacman should be banned for life, he like stood up for pacman saying "hey, thats my teammate"
    i was just really confused
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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    "TheViking88" wrote:
    is that real? when i read it, it said something like T.O. trying to take all his pain pills up there and something about security restraining him, then it said he fell on the floor and started crying? I'm not sure what to think of that? He busted on pacman the whole article then in the end when a reporter asked T.O. if pacman should be banned for life, he like stood up for pacman saying "hey, thats my teammate"
    i was just really confused
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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    Check out the links to the other stories on the left side.
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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    i could see like Romo saying this but not TO

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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    i like the disclaimer.
    Pretty well hidden Proph.... just not well hidden enough to escape these eagle eyes.

    Disclaimer: Yes, this is from the onion, and, yes, you are not as stupid as I thought you were if you figured out how to read this font.
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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    I was 3/4 through the article before I questioned it....

    What does that say for T0


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    Re: Terrell Owens Not Sure About This 'Pac-Man Jones' Character

    Did T.O. cut onions before he defended his quarterback?

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