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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    TO's agent is not a Di*k. He is just a sleezball trying to get famous. TO is the Di*k for hiring him and firing his old agent.

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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    "michaelmazid" wrote:
    TO's agent is not a Di*k. He is just a sleezball trying to get famous. TO is the Di*k for hiring him and firing his old agent.
    If I was T.O. I would have fired him last year for not getting his paperwork done.


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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    Drew Rosenhaus is a slimy D**k with a capital D...but he's a rich D**k (does that make him a double D**k?). His book is entitled "A Shark Never Sleeps"...nuff said.

    I personally thought he made an ass of himself on the ESPN interview, but like they say...any publicity you can get is good. He comes off as so self-serving...and these players are sucked in by the promise of a windfall. In the long run, it hurts the game.

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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    "michaelmazid" wrote:
    TO's agent is not a Di*k. He is just a sleezball trying to get famous. TO is the Di*k for hiring him and firing his old agent.
    If I was T.O. I would have fired him last year for not getting his paperwork done.
    Actually T.O. did fire that guy and picked up Rosenhaus.

    And I agree, Rosenhaus is a major douche.

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    Teams should refuse to draft, sign or trade for ANY of his clients unless he quits being a D*CK...it's collusion, but sometimes that's a good thing!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Actually, when you think about it, he and Owens do make a good pair. They're both overpaid, self-centered, egomaniacal jack@sses. They fit in well with each other.

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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

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    Here's a related humor article, from sportspickle.com.

    [align=center][size=18px]U.S. Government Grinds to a Halt After President Bush Hires Drew Rosenhaus, Demands New Contract[/size][/align]

    Much of the U.S. government came to a virtual standstill this week after President Bush hired sports super-agent Drew Rosenhaus, and said he would hold out until he receives a better contract.

    “I’m the leader of the free world here, people. The most powerful man in the world, yet I make only $400,000 a year,� said Bush. “That’s pathetic. Think of all I’ve done and how important I am for the country. It’s time I’m rewarded for that.�



    Rosenhaus, who has recently been hired by high-profile NFL receivers Plaxico Burress and Terrell Owens to get them large, multimillion dollar deals, said he hopes to do the same for the President.

    “It would be one thing if President Bush was a one-termer, but he willingly stepped forward for the country and took what was offered for a second term,� said Rosenhaus. “But now it’s time the country rewards him for the loyalty he’s shown and ups his salary. We’re looking for something in the ballpark of $30 or $40 million a year, which is really quite a bargain when you consider some athletes CEOs make that much money, whereas the President is running the entire country.�

    The President will not sign any bills, visit with foreign dignitaries, hold any meetings, or conduct any other of his official duties until he receives a new deal.

    Bush also said that he only has the best interests of his family in mind.

    “As president, just like an athlete, you only have a limited period of time to make some bank,� said Bush. “Four years, eight years tops. Right now I’m not making any more than what a crappy middle reliever does, for crying out loud. I have to make sure my family has enough money to live on once I’m out of office.�

    Bush acknowledged he may have numerous income streams out-of-office, but said it would be irresponsible of him to count on that.

    “Sure, I might be able to make millions in speaking or consulting fees once I’m done being president, but that’s not a given. I need to get paid now,� he said. “The clock is ticking. If I don’t get a new deal soon, we’ll probably be attacked again by terrorists. Plus, not giving me a raise, the Commander-in-Chief, would mean you don’t support the troops. And you support the troops, don’t you?�
    No no, It would take a guy as stuck up as John Kerry to do something like this. After all, "I only sail in yachts over 75 feet" yar yar yar
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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    Rosend*ck strikes again!

    http://www.tennessean.com/sports/titans/archives/05/03/69572432.shtml?Element_ID=69572432
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    No holdout? Since when the hell is he concerned about holdouts? What an ass.

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    Re: T.O's agent a d*ck..

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Rosend*ck strikes again!

    http://www.tennessean.com/sports/titans/archives/05/03/69572432.shtml?Element_ID=69572432
    Broken link.

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