Thread: Roger Goodell Wants to Make Fans Irrelevant

"Marrdro" wrote:

"C" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

[size=12pt]Roger Goodell Wants to Make Fans Irrelevant[/size]
Posted Oct 15th 2007 11:31AM
by Stephanie Stradley

Roger Goodell recently explained that the NFL is studying a proposal to put radio receivers in offensive players helmets in order to reduce the fans' effects on visiting offenses...

He has already made fans irrelevant. By destroying all the Patriots' video evidence of their cheating, he pretty much told the fanbase, "It doesn't matter what you think, and your not going to see the evidence."

Couple of points here. 1.) This will make it much easier to throw games. 2.) If it wasn't for the fans, there would be no NFL.

I gotta say, Goodell started off strong... but he has gone downhill fast.

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I see now, the Chiller gets a week off from the "Fire Childress" crew and they move to the Commish.

Cracking me up my friend, cracking me up.

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Fire Childress too!!!

"cogitans" wrote:

[size=13pt]How Much Do Road Crowds Hurt An Offense?[/size]

Nice article.
And I would like to point out that Seattle (home of the supposed 12th man) didn't even rack the top ten...
Minnesota was #2, barely behind KC. ;D

"NodakPaul" wrote:

"cogitans" wrote:

[size=13pt]How Much Do Road Crowds Hurt An Offense?[/size]

Nice article.
And I would like to point out that Seattle (home of the supposed 12th man) didn't even rack the top ten...
Minnesota was #2, barely behind KC. ;D

Yeah, even if the Dome for some reasons suck, it's still good in terms of crowd noise

"cogitans" wrote:

"NodakPaul" wrote:

"cogitans" wrote:

[size=13pt]How Much Do Road Crowds Hurt An Offense?[/size]

Nice article.
And I would like to point out that Seattle (home of the supposed 12th man) didn't even rack the top ten...
Minnesota was #2, barely behind KC. ;D

Yeah, even if the Dome for some reasons suck, it's still good in terms of crowd noise

I guess after you spend $100s on tickets and exorbitant amounts of money on crappy beer it isn't that much of a sacrifice to wade in urine.

Also, Goodell may want to consider giving all players a manicure and pedicure before the games so hangnail's don't effect their play.

Other points of note: There should be no more outdoor stadiums because poor weather effects visiting teams poorly, there should be no more music in the stadiums because some players don't like shitty rap, the coin flip should be abolished, because it makes the game fair and doesn't give the visiting team any breaks.

"Prophet" wrote:

"cogitans" wrote:

"NodakPaul" wrote:

"cogitans" wrote:

[size=13pt]How Much Do Road Crowds Hurt An Offense?[/size]

Nice article.
And I would like to point out that Seattle (home of the supposed 12th man) didn't even rack the top ten...
Minnesota was #2, barely behind KC. ;D

Yeah, even if the Dome for some reasons suck, it's still good in terms of crowd noise

I guess after you spend $100s on tickets and exorbitant amounts of money on crappy beer it isn't that much of a sacrifice to wade in urine.

I was going to wear flip flops for that game, I'm glad I didn't