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    Rainman 'out of damn control'

    POSTED 9:45 a.m. EST, February 28, 2007

    RAIN MAN "OUT OF DAMN CONTROL"
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    How bad have things gotten for Titans cornerback Rain Man Jones?
    Members of his family are now publicly declaring that he is out of control.

    Or, as the case may be, "out of damn control."

    Says his uncle, Robert "Qbert" Jones:
    "Everybody tries to talk to him.
    I do.
    His mother talks to him, his grandparents talk to him. . . .
    I don't know, I just think he is out of control.
    I've told him I think he is out of damn control, but he doesn't want to hear it.
    I hate to say things on the negative because I want to see him do good.
    But it is hard to see him keep getting involved in stuff like this."

    Uh-oh.
    If Uncle Robert doesn't pipe down, Uncle Robert might end up getting a cap in his ass.

    "I have told him about trying to be in the right place at the right time so much instead of always being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and it kind of goes on deaf ears,"
    Robert Jones said.
    "All I want you to do is understand you are putting yourself in bad situations, and putting the Titans in bad situations.'
    I understand he is young and he wants to have fun and all, but sometimes he has to take into consideration the places he's at and the things he's doing."

    Says Rain Man's grandfather, Claude Jones:
    "We are all worried about his future because it gives a bad impression of him, the things happening.
    Overall, he just seems to be hanging with the wrong people.
    The hangers-on just seem to keep staying around him and bringing him down.'

    But Uncle Robert thinks that, despite the hangers-on, Rain Man isn't helping his situation.
    "Pacman just draws attention to himself with the way he carries himself.
    He goes into clubs with six cats that call themselves 'security.'
    Well, what kind of attention do you think that's going get?
    He doesn't need all that.
    They know he's there, but he has all these cats surrounding him like he's the Buddha or somebody."

    (Oh, crap.
    Just when we were getting used to calling him "Rain Man," another viable nickname emerges.)

    In all seriousness (okay, in some seriousness), we think it's great that Rain Man has male family members who are trying to keep him on the straight and narrow.
    But where were those guys when he was swinging pool cues in Morgantown or doing all of the other stuff he's gotten in trouble for before that fateful February night at a Vegas strip club?
    Rain Man hasn't turned turdish out of the blue; we get the feeling he's been out of damn control for a long time, and that this is just the first time that anyone has put a microphone in front of the men who should have been slapping him upside the head a long time ago.

    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Rainman 'out of gol 'darnit control'

    "Uhoh underwear on the highway, definately fruit of the loom, definately".....

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    Re: Rainman 'out of damn control'

    "Prophet" wrote:
    POSTED 9:45 a.m. EST, February 28, 2007

    RAIN MAN "OUT OF DAMN CONTROL"
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    How bad have things gotten for Titans cornerback Rain Man Jones?
    Members of his family are now publicly declaring that he is out of control.

    Or, as the case may be, "out of damn control."

    Says his uncle, Robert "Qbert" Jones:
    "Everybody tries to talk to him.
    I do.
    His mother talks to him, his grandparents talk to him. . . .
    I don't know, I just think he is out of control.
    I've told him I think he is out of damn control, but he doesn't want to hear it.
    I hate to say things on the negative because I want to see him do good.
    But it is hard to see him keep getting involved in stuff like this."

    Uh-oh.
    If Uncle Robert doesn't pipe down, Uncle Robert might end up getting a cap in his ass.

    "I have told him about trying to be in the right place at the right time so much instead of always being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and it kind of goes on deaf ears,"
    Robert Jones said.
    "All I want you to do is understand you are putting yourself in bad situations, and putting the Titans in bad situations.'
    I understand he is young and he wants to have fun and all, but sometimes he has to take into consideration the places he's at and the things he's doing."

    Says Rain Man's grandfather, Claude Jones:
    "We are all worried about his future because it gives a bad impression of him, the things happening.
    Overall, he just seems to be hanging with the wrong people.
    The hangers-on just seem to keep staying around him and bringing him down.'

    But Uncle Robert thinks that, despite the hangers-on, Rain Man isn't helping his situation.
    "Pacman just draws attention to himself with the way he carries himself.
    He goes into clubs with six cats that call themselves 'security.'
    Well, what kind of attention do you think that's going get?
    He doesn't need all that.
    They know he's there, but he has all these cats surrounding him like he's the Buddha or somebody."

    (Oh, crap.
    Just when we were getting used to calling him "Rain Man," another viable nickname emerges.)

    In all seriousness (okay, in some seriousness), we think it's great that Rain Man has male family members who are trying to keep him on the straight and narrow.
    But where were those guys when he was swinging pool cues in Morgantown or doing all of the other stuff he's gotten in trouble for before that fateful February night at a Vegas strip club?
    Rain Man hasn't turned turdish out of the blue; we get the feeling he's been out of damn control for a long time, and that this is just the first time that anyone has put a microphone in front of the men who should have been slapping him upside the head a long time ago.

    The perfect place for a kid to go who has tendencies of getting in trouble
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    Re: Rainman 'out of gol 'darnit control'

    "OchoCinco" wrote:
    "Uhoh underwear on the highway, definately fruit of the loom, definately".....
    LMAO ;D


    That was great OC!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Rainman 'out of gol 'darnit control'

    F*ck PacMan!
    There will be someone else to take his place soon enough...the NFL needs to crack down hard on turds like him...if he doesn't realize that it is a PRIVILEGE to be able to make MILLIONS of dollars playing a GAME, then he needs to be shut out!
    Trust me, the game won't suffer!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Rainman 'out of damn control'

    How many damn PacMan threads do we need?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Rainman 'out of damn control'

    Pacman Jones slows bank teller line by asking for $100,000 in singles
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    Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones ground business to a halt today at his local bank when he requested $100,000 in singles for a trip tonight to a Nashville strip club.

    “We appreciate Adam’s business, we really do,” said bank manager Dave Tippet. “But I wish he would give us a day or two notice on this type of thing. It takes a while to count out that kind of cash in dollar bills. I have to put almost my entire staff on it, and that means other customers aren’t being served in a timely manner.”

    Tippet said he wants to charge Jones a 1-percent service charge for future requests, but isn’t sure how to broach the subject with the young star.

    “I realize he needs all this money to make it rain on the strippers and we’re happy to help him out with that,” said Tippet. “But we’re running a business here and it takes valuable man-hours to count out that much in singles. So while I want to charge him a service fee, I’m worried he’ll get angry and order a hit on me.”

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    Re: Rainman 'out of damn control'

    The guy is such a loser that losers come out of the network trying to trump him.

    Man threatens Pacman with knife
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    Re: Rainman 'out of damn control'

    "Prophet" wrote:
    The guy is such a loser that losers come out of the network trying to trump him.

    Man threatens Pacman with knife
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    Posted: 9 minutes ago
    LMAO!

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