Possibly the stupidest quote I have ever read...

**MrGopher16** · 01-13-2006, 11:08 PM

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

I think the quote from Al Gore when he claimed to have created the internet is more stupid than this one.

Well that ranks up there.

Politicians always say stuff like that.

Kerry and his "I voted for the war, before I was against the war" quote is a good one too.

Man there are a million of political quotes like that.

You know they publish books with just political mis-speaks in them.

They are a riot.

I didn't know that but it doesn't surprise me...I'd love to get my hands on one of those for an hour.

**Turboe** · 01-13-2006, 11:14 PM

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

Maybe the stupidest quote I have ever read.

_"They don't want to just sit there, line up and play football. They want to try to catch you off guard. They don't want to play smashmouth football, they want to trick you. They want to catch you substituting, know what I mean? They don't want to just call a play, get up there and run a play. They want to make you think. They want it to be a thinking game instead of a football game." (Steelers linebacker Joey Porter, on the Colts)

I wonder how many "ya know's" were cut from his quote.

Ever notice how pro sports figures say "ya know" every fifth word?

Actually the really literate among us prefer the term "Kno-ut-em-sayn?" (Know what Im sayin?) to "ya know".

6-KINGS · 01-13-2006, 11:16 PM

"MrGopher16" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

I think the quote from Al Gore when he claimed to have created the internet is more stupid than this one.

Well that ranks up there.

Politicians always say stuff like that.

Kerry and his "I voted for the war, before I was against the war" quote is a good one too.

Man there are a million of political quotes like that.

You know they publish books with just political mis-speaks in them.

They are a riot.

I didn't know that but it doesn't surprise me...I'd love to get my hands on one of those for an hour.

Are you sure about that?

It may cause you to never vote.

LOL

**MrGopher16** · 01-13-2006, 11:23 PM

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

I think the quote from Al Gore when he claimed to have created the internet is more stupid than this one.

Well that ranks up there.

Politicians always say stuff like that.

Kerry and his "I voted for the war, before I was against the war" quote is a good one too.

Man there are a million of political quotes like that.

You know they publish books with just political mis-speaks in them.

They are a riot.

I didn't know that but it doesn't surprise me...I'd love to get my hands on one of those for an hour.

Are you sure about that?

It may cause you to never vote.

LOL

hahaha :lol:

Their loss right??

maybe when they come out with "Brilliant Political Quotes" book I'll forgive them after that.

6-KINGS · 01-13-2006, 11:25 PM

"MrGopher16" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"MrGopher16" wrote:

I think the quote from Al Gore when he claimed to have created the internet is more stupid than this one.

Well that ranks up there.

Politicians always say stuff like that.

Kerry and his "I voted for the war, before I was against the war" quote is a good one too.

Man there are a million of political quotes like that.

You know they publish books with just political mis-speaks in them.

They are a riot.

I didn't know that but it doesn't surprise me...I'd love to get my hands on one of those for an hour.

Are you sure about that?

It may cause you to never vote.

LOL

hahaha :lol:

Their loss right??

maybe when they come out with "Brilliant Political Quotes" book I'll forgive them after that.

Oh that one is in print already.
You'll find it in the "Fiction" section.

:lol:

**PurpleManiac** · 01-14-2006, 02:19 AM

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Ã¢â‚¬â€Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

By who else...President Gearge Dubio Bush

**MrGopher16** · 01-14-2006, 02:22 AM

When Will Ferrell was still on SNL and he'd do the George W. impersonations it was magical. He did such a good job and made it just hilarious.

**PurpleManiac** · 01-14-2006, 02:23 AM

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

**FedjeViking** · 01-14-2006, 02:23 AM

Of course it was Bush! My bumper sticker read: "A village in TX is missing it's idiot!"

For fun type: miserable failure - in Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button and watch what comes up first. Hurry before Google fixes it!