The Next Lord Favre.
On Monday night, we witnessed yet another verbal sexual assault of Packers quarterback Brett Favre, courtesy of the new broadcast team of Danny DeTirico, Kornholio, and Joey Sunshine.
The only thing missing was a breathless John Madden treating Favre like the next best thing to a Bloomin' Onion all to himself.
But Madden knows that Favre has dropped the landing gear on his NFL tenure.
Unless NBC picks a Packers game as part of the flexible scheduling that starts next month, Madden won't get a chance to give Brett a farewell nuzzling.
So John is looking for a new boyfriend.
Enter Rex Grossman.
"Young Brett Favre . . . looked like Brett Favre . . . that's a Brett Favre move . . ." etc., etc., etc.
Grossman is the emerging object of Madden's affection, and with more and more members of the "real" media thinking that Rex is the next big thing at the quarterback position, it looks like Lord Favre won't be missed.
The Lord is dead.
Long live King Rex...