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    NFL: All 32 Teams As Halloween Candy

    NFL: All 32 Teams As Halloween Candy | Bleacher Report

    I wrote a list comparing every NFL team to Halloween candy. And I hope you enjoy it, because most of you are too old to be getting dressed up to be going door-to-door for trick-or-treating. Although if you're a practicing Jehovah's Witness, that would be delightfully ironic.

    Teams are listed in alphabetical order. That just seems fairest to everyone.
    Minnesota Vikings: Bazooka Gum



    Stale, bland, and all of the jokes in there are getting old.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    For the Packers I would have said peanut butter taffy...



    Hated them when I was a kid, hate them as an adult.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by singersp View Post
    For the Packers I would have said peanut butter taffy...



    Hated them when I was a kid, hate them as an adult.

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    lol the Panthers one is pretty good too, hillbillies in North Carolina lack teeth.

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