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    A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    LMAO!
    This is hilarious!


    [size=13pt]A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test[/size]

    17. True or False: If a train leaves Omaha traveling at 50 miles per hour, and travels east for six hours into a 30 mph headwind, Michael Vick is still a jackass.

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    Re: A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    That was funny. And it ends up with a real nugget.

    Just write a complete sentence. If you can't do that, just write down a word. Or your name. Try to spell it right. If that's too much, draw a picture of something. Or don't. Honestly, if you do anything other than chew on this portion of the paper, you're going to be fine.
    Now that's funny

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    Re: A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    LMAO!
    This is hilarious!


    [size=13pt]A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test[/size]

    17. True or False: If a train leaves Omaha traveling at 50 miles per hour, and travels east for six hours into a 30 mph headwind, Michael Vick is still a jackass.
    Are the answers:

    A) True
    B) True
    C) True
    D) Unsure

    ?


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    Re: A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    8. In the NFL, how many of your feet need to touch the ground in bounds while you are in possession of the football in order for the catch to be valid?

    A) One.
    B) Two.
    C) Two feet, but if I have a chance to get my third leg involved, I will (that's right, ladies).
    D) I have no idea what the word "valid" means.
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    Re: A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    kinda reminds me of the old SNL skits Celebrity Jeopardy


    http://www.stage6.com/videos/search:celebrity+jeopardy

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    Re: A more relevant and reliable alternative to the Wonderlic Test

    HA!!

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