JaMarcus Russell's uncle says deal with Raiders 'almost done'

**singersp** · 09-06-2007, 05:25 AM

[size=13pt]Russell's uncle says deal with Raiders 'almost done'[/size]

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Updated: September 5, 2007, 5:36 PM ET

ALAMEDA, Calif. -- Is No. 1 draft pick JaMarcus Russell, who has held out since the beginning of training camp in search of a contract, close to signing with the Oakland Raiders? ....

**vikingivan** · 09-06-2007, 08:20 PM

His uncle, what kind of source is that?
I haven't seen some of my uncles in years.

**Turboe** · 09-06-2007, 08:36 PM

Oh yeah!
Well I heard like two weeks ago from my cousin Larry, that his mailman's plummer had talked to JaMarcus's poolboy that JaMarcus and the Raiders were no where near a deal and he was going to hold out all season, so who are you going to believe out of those two sources.

**vikingivan** · 09-06-2007, 08:44 PM

"Turboe" wrote:

Oh yeah!
Well I heard like two weeks ago from my cousin Larry, that his mailman's plummer had talked to JaMarcus's poolboy that JaMarcus and the Raiders were no where near a deal and he was going to hold out all season, so who are you going to believe out of those two sources.

Good stuff Turboe, thanks for the laugh.

**gregair13** · 09-06-2007, 08:44 PM

the drunk uncle or the one with the good job?

**Iron Lungs** · 09-06-2007, 09:33 PM

"Turboe" wrote:

Oh yeah!
Well I heard like two weeks ago from my cousin Larry, that his mailman's plummer had talked to JaMarcus's poolboy that JaMarcus and the Raiders were no where near a deal and he was going to hold out all season, so who are you going to believe out of those two sources.

LMAO