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    Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    Who watches ESPN's Monday Night Countdown?
    Have you seen this segment?
    Well, it goes both ways!
    Let's breakdown this cast of characters!
    C'mon guys, please don't dot me, this is all in fun!!!

    TJ-Great former NFL player.
    Just like the Vikes, never won the big one.
    Will never live down his "The Patriots HATE their coach right now!"
    statement because the move brought team closer, and they went on to win it all.
    Hey TJ!-C'mon, man!

    CC-Best hands EVER to grace an NFL field.
    As close to automatic on third downs as you could be. Personally, one of my favs. of all time.
    But he won't gain credibility with statements like last Monday:
    "The only thing TO does is make plays!" immediayely followed by stating "OH, and he did some other stuff, too!"
    Does CC now stand for "Captain of contradiction?"
    Hey CC!-C'mon, man!

    KJ-aka Key-You were a good NFL receiver who won a ring.
    I DO feel you add to the show.
    You weren't as good as the guy sitting to your left, and sometimes the lot of you makes me want to stab myself in the eye!
    So, "Just gimme the damn awl!!!"
    Hey KJ!-C'mon man!

    MD aka "Coach"-Your '85 Bears were superb.
    You could describe that "D" with words like "awesome", "dominant", "lights out" and could be compared to some of the best ever. I just have to sometimes wonder if it was more to do with Buddy Ryan, than you.
    You were never able to do that without him.
    I have heard you utter desparaging remarks about our beloved Vikes and the Dome many times.
    I believe that is due to the fact that the Vikes had a lot to do with your fall in Chicago back in "92.
    (Remember the Rich Gannon 21-20 comeback fron being down 20-0 at the start of the 4th qtr?
    You blew more than a head gasket on the sidelines that fateful day!
    I still wonder to this day why we got rid of Gannon!)
    Hey MD!-C'mon man!

    CB aka BOOMER-When you first began your practice of nick-naming players it was kind of funny.
    Your emthusiasm was commendable.
    Unfortunately, now the act has grown tired and has become stale.
    You annoy the hell out of me when everyone else just picks a winner, and you feel the overwhelming need to pick the damn score!
    We don't care!!!
    I heard your off-air tirade a few years back.
    Why do I get the feeling you are the one at the company X-mas party, who, when you approach a woman she begins shouting, "Back, back, back!!!
    Are you the one passed out in the corner with a lamp shade on your head, lipstick on you face compliments of Kenny Mayne, and you wake up the next morning with rotten shrimp in your pocket???
    Hey BOOMER! C'mon man!

    This was meant to be in jest and a joke.
    If I have offended anyone, Vikeman apologizes sincerely!!!!
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    Really funny post actually... you should send it into ESPN or PFT.com.

    "Vikeman" wrote:
    CC-Best hands EVER to grace an NFL field.
    As close to automatic on third downs as you could be. Personally, one of my favs. of all time.
    But he won't gain credibility with statements like last Monday:
    "The only thing TO does is make plays!" immediayely followed by stating "OH, and he did some other stuff, too!"
    Does CC now stand for "Captain of contradiction?"
    Hey CC!-C'mon, man!

    KJ-aka Key-You were a good NFL receiver who won a ring.
    I DO feel you add to the show.
    You weren't as good as the guy sitting to your left, and sometimes the lot of you makes me want to stab myself in the eye!
    So, "Just gimme the damn awl!!!"
    Hey KJ!-C'mon man!
    I've gotta disagree here... I can't stand Cris Carter's commentary. This past Monday when he was talking about how he was "From the Hood"... then Tom Jackson was just like, "I have no idea what he's talking about"...

    I think Keyshawn gets his point across much clearer and is a better commentator.


    "Vikeman" wrote:
    CB aka BOOMER-When you first began your practice of nick-naming players it was kind of funny.
    Your emthusiasm was commendable.
    Unfortunately, now the act has grown tired and has become stale.
    You annoy the hell out of me when everyone else just picks a winner, and you feel the overwhelming need to pick the damn score!
    We don't care!!!
    I heard your off-air tirade a few years back.
    Why do I get the feeling you are the one at the company X-mas party, who, when you approach a woman she begins shouting, "Back, back, back!!!
    Are you the one passed out in the corner with a lamp shade on your head, lipstick on you face compliments of Kenny Mayne, and you wake up the next morning with rotten shrimp in your pocket???

    Hey BOOMER! C'mon man!
    Hilarious... because it's probably true. Chris Berman is a scumbag.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "C" wrote:
    Really funny post actually... you should send it into ESPN or PFT.com.

    "Vikeman" wrote:
    CC-Best hands EVER to grace an NFL field.
    As close to automatic on third downs as you could be. Personally, one of my favs. of all time.
    But he won't gain credibility with statements like last Monday:
    "The only thing TO does is make plays!" immediayely followed by stating "OH, and he did some other stuff, too!"
    Does CC now stand for "Captain of contradiction?"
    Hey CC!-C'mon, man!

    KJ-aka Key-You were a good NFL receiver who won a ring.
    I DO feel you add to the show.
    You weren't as good as the guy sitting to your left, and sometimes the lot of you makes me want to stab myself in the eye!
    So, "Just gimme the gol 'darnit awl!!!"
    Hey KJ!-C'mon man!
    I've gotta disagree here... I can't stand Cris Carter's commentary. This past Monday when he was talking about how he was "From the Hood"... then Tom Jackson was just like, "I have no idea what he's talking about"...

    I think Keyshawn gets his point across much clearer and is a better commentator.


    "Vikeman" wrote:
    CB aka BOOMER-When you first began your practice of nick-naming players it was kind of funny.
    Your emthusiasm was commendable.
    Unfortunately, now the act has grown tired and has become stale.
    You annoy the hell out of me when everyone else just picks a winner, and you feel the overwhelming need to pick the gol 'darnit score!
    We don't care!!!
    I heard your off-air tirade a few years back.
    Why do I get the feeling you are the one at the company X-mas party, who, when you approach a woman she begins shouting, "Back, back, back!!!
    Are you the one passed out in the corner with a lamp shade on your head, lipstick on you face compliments of Kenny Mayne, and you wake up the next morning with rotten shrimp in your pocket???

    Hey BOOMER! C'mon man!
    Hilarious... because it's probably true. Chris Berman is a scumbag.
    It was meant to be funny.
    Berman is a blow-hard.
    By calling CC "Captain of contradiction, it
    is not exeactly endorsing his analyst performance.
    I also stated the KJ adds to the show.
    I do like him, I'm just not a big fan of NFL "Diva" players.
    Early in his career he could have been accused of that, but I commend him for his maturing over the course of his career.
    Does this mean I won't get a dot???
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.
    :'(
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.

    :'(
    That's why you should watch NFLN like I do.
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.

    :'(
    That's why you should watch NFLN like I do.
    Comeon my friend.......

    You know me better than that I would assum.
    Unless "Dancing with the Stars", "Terminator, Sarah Chronicles" or a Fishing or Hunting show is on, I watch NFLN...... ;D
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.

    :'(
    That's why you should watch NFLN like I do.
    Comeon my friend.......

    You know me better than that I would assum.
    Unless "Dancing with the Stars", "Terminator, Sarah Chronicles" or a Fishing or Hunting show is on, I watch NFLN...... ;D
    We still have to break you of that Dancing with the Stars habit... ;D
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.

    :'(
    That's why you should watch NFLN like I do.
    Comeon my friend.......

    You know me better than that I would assum.
    Unless "Dancing with the Stars", "Terminator, Sarah Chronicles" or a Fishing or Hunting show is on, I watch NFLN...... ;D
    We still have to break you of that Dancing with the Stars habit... ;D
    Wildwoman picked Sapp, I picked Brooke.
    Two years in a row I picked the winner.
    I still say I got robbed with Ali.
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    The more I watch ESPN, the more I dislike it.

    At times they default back to what made them the greatest show on TV, however, the last couple of years they sure have slipped in thier standards.

    Very sad.
    Very sad indeed.

    :'(
    That's why you should watch NFLN like I do.
    I have the set-up to be able to catch most of both simultaneously.
    ON NFL "Total Access" Rich Eisen adds NOTHING.
    he is only there to sniff jock straps!
    Davis and Woodson are so biased to their former teams (I know Woodson played for four, but he is clearly pro-biased towards the Steelers.)
    Faulk and Dukes are the most un-biased, IMO.
    Maybe Vikeman will do something on NFLN in the future.
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    Re: Hey ESPN, C'mon man!

    i just wish that we win this week so that they can all start jumping on our bwagon ..... and start saying "the vikings are geting hot at the right time, look out for this team in the playoffs" ..... and thats when i will be rieally pissed ..... because no1 is giving us love now but if we win we will be the talk of every show

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